Children's TV musings...

[candyland]

Yet another moment of utter randomness that hit me while I was watching Blue's Clues and knitting. Absolutely no correlation there, but that's what I was doing...

*Blue sings her little song and jumps into the picture*
Steve: Blue just skiddooed into that picture of a jungle! Let's go too!
Steve runs over and does his little dance and sings off-key and is sucked into the picture*
Steve: It's a jungle. And look--animals!
*Blue is standing behind several hungry-looking lions*
Blue: Arf arf arf arf! (Translation: Kill the idiot!)
*The lions pounce on Steve and eat him*

Now, the alternate version of this would be that they already ate Blue by the time Steve got through the picture...I have absolutely no idea where this came from, but I had to get it out of my head before it caused me severe psychological harm X_X

...and behold, the reason that I should not go into children's television. I would probably scar some poor child for life. And the sad part is that Blue's Clues is not really bad viewing. By comparison, anyway. I'm actually rather fond of it.

Disturbedly yours,
~ Candy-chan ^^;;

Comments

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

You know, the sad part of that TT thing is, that was more or less the response they gave to Beast Boy.
Poor kid, underappricated.
And Green.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I like green!! ...and shiny...like my lip gloss. It's shiny...

*stares at mirror*

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was. I was actually expecting that exchange to happen from the way they were talking to him about it. That's why Beast Boy's my favorite (main) Titan because everyone else seems to underappreciate him.

...Candy-chan... XDD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Yes? *smile*