These are the people I hang out with...
Mar. 13th, 2006 05:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandRandom conversation of Evil--except *gasp* this one was NOT with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magic_truth. This was with my friend Matt, who is a dork. Big time. You'll see what I mean. Enjoy the short, random weirdness.
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
as i paddled down the mighty current of Butsecks Creek...
Matt Smith says:
...i found the water to be rather discolored, in a brown hue...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and there was a strange odor. It's song was strange, very deep, almost guttural in nature...
Matt Smith says:
...I took a large wiff and them proceeded to lose my lunch...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...all over the person in front of me...
Matt Smith says:
...then jewels got rather mad, as she had to change clothes....
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and proceeded to lay the smackdown on Matt's ass...
Matt Smith says:
...for no apparent reason....
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...other than the fact that she now smelled like upchuck and had small chunky things in her hair...
Matt Smith says:
...but she felt bad for matt and decided to push lindsey out of the boat for laughing...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...at the last minute, Lindsey grabbed Matt's arm and dragged him down into the muddy waters of Butsecks Creek with her...
Matt Smith says:
...luckily for Matt, he used Lindsey as a floation device, as she heroically gave her life to save Matt...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...who was then eaten by a shark...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and died...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...pathetically...
Matt Smith says:
...which was strange, considering sharks don't live in rivers. but he did not die in vain, as Jewels created a memorial only to the life of Matt. Linsdey was forgotten, sadly...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and then a bunch of drunk college students ransacked Matt's monument and sodomized his corpse...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...but Lindsey was forgotten, so she was safe...
Matt Smith says:
...and then the story ended...
Note: It ended because Lindsey went too far (yes, I am capable of it). And Matt is a doodoo head. A big one.
Thank you.
PS. I'm in a community called![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
grammar_whores, and if you've got some time to spare, go check out this post. In regards to the person who started this post in the first place: I would like to mourn the death of a universal friend, Common Sense...
magic_truth. This was with my friend Matt, who is a dork. Big time. You'll see what I mean. Enjoy the short, random weirdness.Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
as i paddled down the mighty current of Butsecks Creek...
Matt Smith says:
...i found the water to be rather discolored, in a brown hue...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and there was a strange odor. It's song was strange, very deep, almost guttural in nature...
Matt Smith says:
...I took a large wiff and them proceeded to lose my lunch...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...all over the person in front of me...
Matt Smith says:
...then jewels got rather mad, as she had to change clothes....
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and proceeded to lay the smackdown on Matt's ass...
Matt Smith says:
...for no apparent reason....
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...other than the fact that she now smelled like upchuck and had small chunky things in her hair...
Matt Smith says:
...but she felt bad for matt and decided to push lindsey out of the boat for laughing...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...at the last minute, Lindsey grabbed Matt's arm and dragged him down into the muddy waters of Butsecks Creek with her...
Matt Smith says:
...luckily for Matt, he used Lindsey as a floation device, as she heroically gave her life to save Matt...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...who was then eaten by a shark...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and died...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...pathetically...
Matt Smith says:
...which was strange, considering sharks don't live in rivers. but he did not die in vain, as Jewels created a memorial only to the life of Matt. Linsdey was forgotten, sadly...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...and then a bunch of drunk college students ransacked Matt's monument and sodomized his corpse...
Candyland--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you says:
...but Lindsey was forgotten, so she was safe...
Matt Smith says:
...and then the story ended...
Note: It ended because Lindsey went too far (yes, I am capable of it). And Matt is a doodoo head. A big one.
Thank you.
PS. I'm in a community called
grammar_whores, and if you've got some time to spare, go check out this post. In regards to the person who started this post in the first place: I would like to mourn the death of a universal friend, Common Sense...
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Date: 2006-03-14 01:42 am (UTC)Considering that you were the only one staying clean in that story...
btw was there any man titty to be found??? *wink, wink*
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Date: 2006-03-14 04:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-03-14 11:39 pm (UTC)And why you look at me with the man-titty joke? ;)
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Date: 2006-03-14 11:41 pm (UTC)...*squeeze*
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