Our plans...
Apr. 7th, 2006 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandJoy and I were talking one night. She's in Music Theory II, and I'm in Conducting II, and we're both ready to gouge our eyeballs out with a spork over said classes. But anyway, when she's having trouble with Theory, I'm usually the one she asks for help, since I've taken the class, and I live just up the stairs.
So anyhoo, we're discussing our classes and how much we don't like them while Joy's doing her Music Theory worksheet. And out of the blue, I quoted something from Eddie Izzard...
Me: You know, Hitler was a vegetarian painter. I bet he was like, "Dammit, I can't get these trees right...dammit, I will kill everyone in the world!"
If you want to stop all action in a room, utter that phrase. She just stared at me.
Me: So therefore, if you don't make it through Music Theory, I'd say you're destined to be a dictator and rule the world! And if I don't make it through Conducting, we'll be joint dictators. *pause* I claim Europe. We'll go from there.
So in a nutshell, Joy and I decided then and there that we're going to take over the world and become the Empress RA's. Furthermore, there will be no more courts--only write-ups, and Emma the Awesome will the World RD. We told her this--she seemed quite pleased with the knowledge that she will always have a secure, well-paying job in our government.
During choir one day, the topic came up, and a few of our fellow altos wanted to know what we were talking about. So it has also been decreed that after we take over the world, our secret police shall be known as the Phantasmata, so named for a gorgeous Latin song we're doing in choir. Brittany, Amanda, and Colleen are the captains of Phantasmata, a la Charlie's Angels. Steve (aka![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bionerd08, who needs to post in his damn LJ more often!!) will be the stableboy, so as not to disrupt his relationship with various hooved animals *giggle* Ah, yay for running jokes =P
More to come on our plans for global domination as we come up with them ^____^
So anyhoo, we're discussing our classes and how much we don't like them while Joy's doing her Music Theory worksheet. And out of the blue, I quoted something from Eddie Izzard...
Me: You know, Hitler was a vegetarian painter. I bet he was like, "Dammit, I can't get these trees right...dammit, I will kill everyone in the world!"
If you want to stop all action in a room, utter that phrase. She just stared at me.
Me: So therefore, if you don't make it through Music Theory, I'd say you're destined to be a dictator and rule the world! And if I don't make it through Conducting, we'll be joint dictators. *pause* I claim Europe. We'll go from there.
So in a nutshell, Joy and I decided then and there that we're going to take over the world and become the Empress RA's. Furthermore, there will be no more courts--only write-ups, and Emma the Awesome will the World RD. We told her this--she seemed quite pleased with the knowledge that she will always have a secure, well-paying job in our government.
During choir one day, the topic came up, and a few of our fellow altos wanted to know what we were talking about. So it has also been decreed that after we take over the world, our secret police shall be known as the Phantasmata, so named for a gorgeous Latin song we're doing in choir. Brittany, Amanda, and Colleen are the captains of Phantasmata, a la Charlie's Angels. Steve (aka
bionerd08, who needs to post in his damn LJ more often!!) will be the stableboy, so as not to disrupt his relationship with various hooved animals *giggle* Ah, yay for running jokes =PMore to come on our plans for global domination as we come up with them ^____^
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Date: 2006-04-08 03:38 am (UTC)*bonks you over the head with ze small rubber mallet* ^___^