*headdesk*
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candylandI'm really, really bored right now. Like, uber-bored. I should go write or something, but...yeah, Grade-A boredom going on here.
Sooooo...anyone heard any good jokes lately?
*is shot*
Sooooo...anyone heard any good jokes lately?
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Date: 2006-07-18 06:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-18 06:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-18 07:40 pm (UTC)Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with
lactose’s shit.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make
him destroy an orphanage.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of
visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
That's all I got.
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Date: 2006-07-19 01:38 am (UTC)