They're at it again!

[candyland]

Oh my god, another one! Been a while since I've posted one of these, huh? Yessiree, it's one of those weird chats between myself and magic_truth. This was actually from the end of the school year, but I'd forgotten about it, and post the weirdness now with her blessing.

Without further ado...



Candyland: actually...what will become of Vermouth, i wonder? i mean, Gin, Vodka, Chianti, etc. will all probably go down. but her...i'm not so sure, for some reason

sapphirestars: I wouldn't be surprised if she got away...besides if she gets nailed her cover will be blown open. The whole actress thing.

Candyland: plus, she's kept Conan's secret all this time, and she's protected Ran and everyone a few times now.

sapphirestars: You know, I wanna believe she's got some good in her but...I don't know. Course Ran did save her life and she did seem to learn something from Shinichi.

Candyland: "Why does a person need a reason for helping someone?"

sapphirestars: ::nods:: good line. good line

sapphirestars: the sydicate's is: why does a person need a reason for killing someone?

Candyland: *snicker*

sapphirestars: you know shinichi's so smart and dumb at the same time. and dumb not just in romance...dork. --*

Candyland: he is. but Vermouth is an enigma. i think she'll figure in quite extensively in the ending events *nods Ryann-ly*

sapphirestars: *ryann-ly?

Candyland: my friend Ryann--his handle is Sage. he made the joke when i sent him *nods sagely*, he said *nods me-ly*

sapphirestars: oh, I see, lol.

Candyland: so anyway, i really wonder what'll befall our blonde bombshell.

sapphirestars: she'll star in the award-winning broadway play Kudo Shinichi vs. the Black Organization

Candyland: *dot dot dot* oh lordy...

sapphirestars: with pop theme sung by Okino Yoko

Candyland: *snicker* and Kogoro has seen it forty times already...

sapphirestars: Oh! And Yukiko insists on being cast...screenplay for film being written by Kudo Yuusaku, who's laughing his ass off.

Candyland: special effects consultant: Kuroba Kaito. in a strange coincidence, every time he comes in to work, something blows up.

Candyland: "on accident"

sapphirestars: financial contributor: Suzuki Sonoko

Candyland: hair consultant: Gin

sapphirestars: stunt and fight scene coordination team: Jodie Saintemillion and Akai Shuichi

Then we had to get offline. The conversation resumed at a later time…

sapphirestars: hee...you know what topic I'd like to pursue? The Kudo Shinichi vs. The Black Org. Musical

Candyland: yes! let me dig out what we had from before...

sapphirestars: *nod* we have financial contributor Suzuki Sonoko

Candyland: stunt coordinators: Jodie and Akai

Candyland: and hair consultant: Gin

sapphirestars: special effects and costuming consultant: Kuroba Kaito

sapphirestars: screenplay by Kudo Yuusaku?

sapphirestars: pop theme sung by Okino Yoko

Candyland: starring Chris/Sharon "Vermouth" Vineyard and Kudo Yukiko

sapphirestars: oh and Kogoro has seen it like a million times

sapphirestars: hee, contracts and salaries drawn up by Kisaki Eri...

Candyland: Vodka is one of those burly, intelligence-optional stagehands...

sapphirestars: lol...scientific accuracy consultants: Prof. Agasa and a woman who goes by Haibara Ai...

Candyland: theatre reputedly haunted by a woman, appears in response to the name "Akemi." a seance reports that she's "keeping an eye on her sister and co."

sapphirestars: Reports claim that the play's namesake wants absolutely nothing to do with the musical and says "Get those crazy people away from me!"

Candyland: reports also state that "those crazy people" were further chased off by a charming young woman with long hair, blue eyes, and one hell of a roundhouse kick, often seen in said namesake's company. rumors abound.

sapphirestars: said young woman refuses to reprise role in musical, many blame boyfriend who reportedly begged her not to do it.

Candyland: this may or may not have something to do with the lovely ring allegedly spotted on said young woman's left hand.

sapphirestars: the young couple have not permitted said ring to be used in reuniting scene between the couple on stage.

Candyland: (random question: who would play Shinichi and Ran, then?)

sapphirestars: (hee...how about getting Heiji and Kazuha roped into it?)

Candyland: (*snerk* ooooooooh lordy...)

sapphirestars: (the evil potential)

Candyland: (Heiji would protest on the grounds that he "doesn't sing, or dance, or act." i'm quite sure.)

sapphirestars: (that and they'd tell him he'd get the chance to play the 'best detective ever!')

Candyland: (and Heiji will pout. lots. and possibly swear. also lots.)

sapphirestars: (maybe Kazuha will convince him)

Candyland: (she punches something and says, "We're doing it. End of discussion.")

sapphirestars: Reports would also like to claim that Kudo Shinichi has only been asked to consult on the play. In the interest of public health, he was not asked to star due to his lack of musical talent.

Candyland: Reports said his reply was, "...you realize that there isn't enough sake in Japan to get me to agree to do that, even if they did ask me."

sapphirestars: However, a source (rumoured to be his mother) claims that he's actually quite miffed at being overlooked. The casting of Hattori Heiji has not sat too well with him, either.

Candyland: Nor, apparently, does it sit well with Hattori Heiji, another source also claims.

sapphirestars: Rumours abound that the famous KID the phantom thief volunteered to be Kudo Shinichi to Toyama Kazuha's Mouri Ran but said volunteer was quickly dealt with.

Candyland: Reportedly involving a katana, several doves, an oven mitt, and a lot of swearing.

sapphirestars: Sources state they saw a mop somewhere in the mix but that has yet to be confirmed.

Candyland: swearing consultant: Nakamori Ginzo, who says that everyone needs to leave him the $@#& alone!

sapphirestars: happy hour consultant: Mouri Kogoro "Can I get a drink?"

Candyland: set manager: Kisaki Eri. "No."

sapphirestars: (LOL) The famous Shonen Tantei have been asked to star in musical as well. Reportedly there were cheers, however Yoshida Ayumi-chan said "But you gotta get Shinichi-neechan to do it!" Her contract is still in negotiations.

Candyland: a representative said, "Apparently, Ayumi-chan has never heard Kudo-kun sing."

sapphirestars: Representatives claim they are trying to get Kudo to do a minor role as Edogawa Conan. Costuming consultant Kuroba Kaito maintains he can transform the adult into a child. "Its happened already, right?"

Candyland: Another representative later issued a statement, saying that contrary to popular rumors, there was no fist-fight between Kuroba Kaito and Kudo Shinichi in the parking lot behind the theatre the night after that line was released in the papers. it was a complete fabrication.

Candyland: This representative also said that Kuroba-kun's black eye came from an unfortunate mishap. Vague comments were made about it involving a door.

sapphirestars: Our spy reporters heard loud scolding echoing from the Kudo mansion down the block, the day after the fabrication hit the airwaves.

Candyland: There have also been reports of loud arguments coming from the Mouri Detective Agency, involving such comments as "THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE MARRYING THAT PUNK!!!"

sapphirestars: Other notables were: "DAMN IT! I want a prenup! Eri where are you?"

Candyland: As well as "GIMME BACK MY BEER!!" The response was allegedly, "Not until you get it through your head that it's my decision!!"

sapphirestars: Said punk was apparently nowhere near that scene. However, reports claim that he may have been at Poirot's coffee shop. Kisaki Eri whereabout were not known by her husband. She was seen ordering a latter at Poirot's.

sapphirestars: latte*

Candyland: Coincidence? We'll keep you posted.

sapphirestars: Early rumours state that it was unlikely to be a loud affair but probably a very threatening one.

sapphirestars: Plenty of legal jargon is expected to be tossed about.

Candyland: The on-site reporter will pretend to understand as much of it as possible while peering over the newspaper he's reading.

sapphirestars: When asked whether he would coming to the aid of his son, Kudo Yuusaku reportedly laughed.

Candyland: When asked if he was concerned about his son's welfare over the irate behavior of the fiance's parent's, Kudo Yuusaku is rumored to have laughed again. Whether or not this is a running gag or not remains to be soon.

Candyland: *seen

sapphirestars: (LOL)

Candyland: (yay for running jokes!!)

sapphirestars: Famous beauty Kudo Yukiko reportedly aimed a swing at her husband's head for his lack of helpful comments. Kudo-san's publicist maintains this is not true.

Candyland: Kudo-san herself replied, "Yes, it is. Pity that I missed." Friends of the couple say that this is normal, and not to be taken seriously.

sapphirestars: Many of Japanese cinema's biggest names have been clamoring for Yukiko-san's return. She is entertaining several offers after her role in the musical.

Candyland: Kudo Shinichi, her son was reported as making a comment which included the use of the word "old." Sources say that he is now in hiding.

sapphirestars: And we'll keep you posted on that front. Suzuki Sonoko, the musical's producer, was said to have been begging Mouri Ran to star in the play. Since that has yet to work out, she has been sending film offers her way, due to Mouri's experience in a high school play.

Candyland: Mouri Ran continues to decline, stammering something about a Black Knight and a princess.

sapphirestars: Suzuki's gifts of single plane tickets have not sat well with said black knight who has been heard saying "If Ran goes, I'm going Sonoko!" Suzuki apparently rolled her eyes.

Candyland: There have also been reports of acclaimed manga artist Gosho Aoyama seeking to pick up Kudo's story as the plot for a new manga series. (sorry, i just couldn't resist)

sapphirestars: (lol awesome!) Kudo's response has been "Who the hell is that?"

Candyland: No one seemed to know who this Aoyama person is, but there is a rumor that he's part of the legendary Black Ops. we'll keep you posted.

sapphirestars: In rehearsal news Hattori Heiji reportedly refuses to say Kudo's famous line "There is only one truth!"

Candyland: His co-star and reported "secret" love interest allegedly rolled her eyes and smacked him in the head.

sapphirestars: Reports do say that Hattori Heiji did take some pleasure in his costars inability to cry on cue. Toyama-san stated that she wasn't as easily prone to tears.

Candyland: Hattori-kun allegedly made comments about that being not true, and something questioning his co-star's feminity. She did not take it well. Neither did Hattori-kun's head. Film at eleven.

sapphirestars: KS vs. TBO is essentially a love story and thus lots of romance is in the air: FBI agents Jodie Saintemillion and Akai Shuichi have been spending a lot of time together off set.

Candyland: Both deny any sort of romantic involvement. But everyone knows differently, because that's how everything goes in this world.

sapphirestars: But the talk of the town surrounds officers Takagi Wataru and Satou Miwako, on-set consultants for homicide case accuracy, where a proposal might be in the works

Candyland: Those familiar with the case have suggested an alteration for one scene between the two officers--something about "Keibu not interrupting."

sapphirestars: Satou-san allegedly turned fire-engine red (or siren red) at the mention

Candyland: Takagi-kun turned his head and coughed several times. Interestingly, he refused a glass of water when offered.

sapphirestars: Costuming consultant Kuroba Kaito seems to enjoy disguising himself as other people.

Candyland: When asked, he shrugged and called it a hobby.

sapphirestars: Said hobby has also een employed by Chris Vineyard and Kudo Yukiko, who claim to have learned it from a famous Japanese magician.

sapphirestars: been*

Candyland: We're sure this is somehow important, and will continue to dig until we figure out exactly how it's important. More to follow.

sapphirestars: Yes, readers and listeners, we have no lives. We shall remain on these topics because we know there is only one truth! Yeah, we know, the joke was dumb. Sorry.

Candyland: *laugh* gads, we gave them an entire newspaper/news broadcast/tabloid magazine...

sapphirestars: our journalism is talented...*exclusive news bulletin* top British detective Hakuba Saguru will be on-set tomorrow after a red eye flight later tonight.

Candyland: (oh Lordy...) It is unclear what precisely prompted this sudden trip, but sources close to Hakuba claim it had something to do with a beloved childhood toy and Kaitou Kid.

Candyland: (Sir Stinky!!!)

sapphirestars: (Hee! Awesome!)

sapphirestars: The KID has no comment. Yet. He hasn't left a note or anything. At least, we haven't heard Nakamori swearing for all of Beika to hear.

Candyland: And that, viewers/readers, is something truly newsworthy.

sapphirestars: Tickets to the opening night have been sent to the Kudo mansion. Kudo Shinici allegedly wanted to tear them up and flush them down the toilet. Apparently, the persuading of fiancee convinced him otherwise. We are not yet quite sure what method of persuasion was used.

Candyland: When questioned, Mouri-san went very red, and Kudo-kun coughed and muttered something about being a gentleman.

sapphirestars: No, ladies and gentlemen, we will not venture further. Trust us, you don't want to know.

Candyland: *all the readers/viewers are nodding emphatically at this point, except for the perverted ones (cough cough)*

sapphirestars: (luckily, we are not our own readers)

Candyland: (or are we? *glances around, all paranoid-like* the walls have eyes...)

sapphirestars: (as do windows)

Candyland: (*meeps and hides*)

Candyland: (oh, hey, random note: don't know if you've been following over at Many Cases 1 Truth, but we've started a conspiracy theory!)

sapphirestars: (I haven't checked today, what?)

Candyland: (the discussion is now over the possibility that Shinichi is half-alien from his father's side.)

sapphirestars: Nakamori Aoko appeared on set today...she is not in the play but has been asked about having a childhood friend with secrets.

sapphirestars: (well...that would explain things now wouldn't it?)

Candyland: To which she, oddly enough, blushed furiously and said, "What secrets?"

Candyland: (we think Yuusaku was a prince from the Smarterian race on the faraway planet known as Iamsmarterthanjoo.)

sapphirestars: When questioned further she brought out a mop from god knows where.

sapphirestars: (hee! Crazy planet)

Candyland: Our roving reporter felt it best not to ask, and quickly made an excuse to run away. Kuroba-kun was spotted laughing and saying something that sounded like, "Amateur."

sapphirestars: (is there an obsessive Holmes mutation gene in that race?)

Candyland: (i named it!! and we figure they were gonna take him back to the planet, but Ninja!Ran snuck on board and started wailing on people with a space-chair, a la WWF. so they have decided that she should marry now-Prince Shinichi and someday be their queen, because nobody wants to tell her no.)

sapphirestars: (She clearly comes from the Womenwhokickass planet.)

sapphirestars: Roving reporter contemplated revenge on Kuroba-kun for his comment. Having seen maniacal grin, has decided not to.

Candyland: (ohmigod, YES!!! *makes note to drop that into the LJ conversation upon next response*)

Candyland: Sources close to Kuroba-kun have all agreed that this was a very wise decision indeed.

sapphirestars: Our reporters may be nosy, curious and prone to trouble but they are not stupid.

Candyland: This is why most of them are still alive.

sapphirestars: (inhabitants include...well pretty much of every DC female)

sapphirestars: We promised you the exclusive on the Kisaki/Kudo coffee meeting and we have it here first.

Candyland: (...i'll let you start this one, then ^^;;)

sapphirestars: Kudo apparently seemed cool upon first entering the coffeeshop but one look from the city's top attourney had him sweating buckets.

Candyland: Still, he sat calmly, sipping at his beverage and not letting himself be too intimidated by Kisaki-san. We commend him for his bravery. Let's hope he survives.

sapphirestars: Kisaki-san's interrogation skills are widely acclaimed as are Kudo's detective skills. Who will win?

Candyland: That, dear viewers/readers, should be a no-brainer.

sapphirestars: The fact that Mouri Ran will probably come looking for her boyfriend is a good thing. He's brainy but his self-presrvation skills are sorely lacking.

Candyland: Still, we'd like to think he at least can recognize that there are, in fact, repercussions to pissing off his fiance's rather formidable mother.

sapphirestars: The fact that she might want to cook for him should be obvious.

Candyland: But what are they talking about? Let's get in closer and see if we can hear the conversation...

sapphirestars: Eri: Shinichi-kun, I'm so glad you're here!

Candyland: (here we go again!)

Candyland: Shinichi: Thank you! Umm...how have you been?

sapphirestars: (we knew it was coming...it was only a matter of time)

Candyland: (yes, yes...)

sapphirestars: Eri: I've been just lovely. So, how about all the ruckus over this musical, huh?

Candyland: Shinichi: I can't believe they're actually making this awful story into any kind of show. I mean, who would want to watch a show about a teenager getting shrunk to a kid and solving mysteries?

sapphirestars: Eri: Oh now, Shinichi-kun, there's also the evil syndicate aspect and...the love story. *wink*

Candyland: Shinichi: Ehehe...*blush* I guess that makes sense...

sapphirestars: Eri: I hear you didn't want to consult. They really wanted your input for the romance scenes.

Candyland: Shinichi: *mutters* I don't kiss and tell.

sapphirestars: Eri: What was that?

Candyland: Shinichi: I said reading is good! Can we start the story please?

sapphirestars: Eri: Story? What story? Are you feeling all right?...oh, you know they nearly roped Ran into it.

Candyland: Shinichi: Yeah, I know. *glowers*

sapphirestars: Eri: *smile* You don't like that idea, I gather?

Candyland: Shinichi: Not particularly.

sapphirestars: Eri: *sits back and takes a sip of latter* Pray tell, Shinichi-kun.

Candyland: Shinichi: Well, I'm really not too keen on this whole show in the first place.

sapphirestars: Eri: Yes, I know, dear. But you see I'd like to know why you don't want my dear daughter starring in the film. She could have a carrer on the stage. I'd like to know why the young man she's planning to marry wouldn't want that of her? *smiles wickedly*

sapphirestars: (she so seems like the sort of woman who'd manipulate the conversation like that,huh?)

Candyland: Shinichi: Well, it's...it's complicated.

sapphirestars: Eri: Please don't underestimate my intelligence, Shinichi. I'm quite capable of following your train of thought.

Candyland: Shinichi: It's not that I don't think you could follow me. It's just kind of a private thing.

sapphirestars: Eri: I see. *narrows eyes* You know, upstairs Ran's father is failing miserably at convincing her not to marry you. But I am an attourney and very persuasive. Not that I could convince Ran not to marry you but...

Candyland: Shinichi: Would you really try to keep us apart, obachan? *is honestly asking*

sapphirestars: Eri: Don't you obachan me, Kudo Shinichi! And don't even try to pull the bambi eyes that work so effectively on my daughter!

Candyland: Shinichi: I'm not trying to pull anything. I'm asking you a question.

sapphirestars: Eri: *sighs*: Didn't I just say I knew I couldn't convince Ran? And I like you, Shinichi-kun. I really do. You're a good kid. But you've kept so many secrets from her and yes I know why you did it and I admire you but I think you can understand my concern. If anything this stupid musical is rehashing it all over again.

Candyland: Shinichi: You're telling me. I swear to God, the guy they found to play Gin scares the hell outta me. He's almost too good. I'm half expecting him to try and smash my skull in or something.

sapphirestars: Eri: Method acting, they call it. Anyhow, Shinichi-kun, I really don't mind that you're marrying my daughter. Not too much anyway. *smile*



...and that's where it stopped.

Oh oh oh--everyone behold the awesome new user-pic. My dear friend writergurl made it, and I had to steal it for obvious reasons ♥

In other news: JEVA!! I FOUND IT!! Go here pretty please! This is where we approached the scenario that Yuusaku was the Black Org boss =D

And Rachie and I had pretty much the best exchange on the planet over the phone a little while ago. She called to ask if I wanted to go do something tomorrow. Here it is, verbatim:

Rachie: Do you wanna hang out tomorrow or something?
Me: Sure! Wanna do lunch and/or hit the mall for a while? I need to stop at Barnes and Noble.
Rachie: That'd be awesome! I'm really craving Chinese...because I'm pregnant with your baby!
Me: I told you to wear a condom, dammit!

...I love my friends. Dearly.

Oh yeah--would you believe I now have everything that I'd initially planned on posting for the fic-dump ready to rock? I'm kinda proud of myself. The scary thing is that the 30_evil_deeds story was almost easier to write than the 30_ways one. WHY WAS GIN EASIER TO WRITE THAN RAN AND SHINICHI? WHYYYYYYY????

EDIT: It just hit me that I still need to write/post my thing for the fic swap on manycases1truth, and I have like ZERO ideas for it. A Hakuba/Haibara sibling take...hope alchemy101 isn't too mad if the fic kinda stinks ~.~;;

Comments

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

You're hanging out without me?!! *sobs again*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Come back from Chicago, and we'll hang out with you, silly girl! I still have a prezzie for you from Germany, and I'm waiting until you get back to give Rachie hers, too!

♥

[atiko.livejournal.com]

I know I repeat myself, but I *love* reading those crazy chat sessions of yours. ♥

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^___^

I love that icon...

[axtar.livejournal.com]

Friends are so much crack and fun and love all in one. ^__^

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I know!! *snuggles everyone*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

of course gin is easier to write. its the evil that draws him towards you.(i really need an evil icon)

and i still need to work on my ficswap. "caught"...hmm...i think i have an idea.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I've just never had trouble writing Shin/Ran before, whereas the Evil fic just appeared on the page in front of me. It was like magic, I swear!

I need to write mine. I can usually drag up some kind of idea, but this one's giving me kittens!

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

*dotdotdot-ing at the link* ...is it bad that I don't remember WRITING that? O_o;;; Actually, it tends to happen. >.>;;; I completely forget that I ever wrote something and when I look back at it...I still don't remember writing it :D;;; But XDDD Wow. XDDD

And Gin is easier for you to write because...HAIR OF EVIL! XDDD

...ho shit. The fic exchange...but mine isn't hard at all. Making a DC/MK character into a closet Trekkie is going to be EASY :D!

And that idea you and your friend have? Write a fic. But make it seem like a newspaper headline XDDDDDD

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

No wait! TV news! And you and your friend could be the news reporters XDD One on-sight and one at the desk! XDDD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...okay, it's official. magic_truth needs to get back online for further discussion of this! She's the one who was actually poking me to post this one, too ^^

Still not as outrageous as the duct tape discussion...that one broke the mold! *innocent face*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* I volunteer my own self for any portrayal you will need. I'll be the weather girl or something. :D Or like Ollie on Family Guy--"And now to Ollie with the weather--" "IT'S RAINING!" "Thank you, Ollie." XDDD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I forget stuff I've written all the time. Don't worry ^^

I think Gin's hair hypnotized me into writing the fic because it just appeared on the screen, I swear! =3

I have an idea for the fic-swap...it's just really short and almost feels like I'm cheating on the prompt. But I can't think of anything else ;_;

I thought about making it into a fic, like I did with the Hawaii chat, but I dunno...could be fun...