Pervy Conan Talk #1
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candylandA blanket thank-you to everyone who left me a comment to my rant on Friday. They meant a lot to me, and I do feel a lot better since I got everything off my chest. *hugs* Thanks, guys!
It never fails. Whenevermagic_truth and I chat, it always ends up in this type of conversation. There are actually two convos. I'll post the second one later. This has been editted, so y'all just get the funny stuff. Here ya go, some Detective Conan perversion...
sapphirestars:: never mind all the padding...you know what I wonder?
Candyland:: what what what?
sapphirestars:: well you know how she reveals herself to Jodie and prior to ripping off her mask she looks very manly?
sapphirestars:: well when she rips it off...suddenly she's all curvy! The turtleneck is doing wonders for her? How? all she did was rip off the mask...no padding!
Candyland:: i'm not the only one who thought that!!!
Candyland:: to quote Conan in the first volume--breasts! they appeared out of nowhere!
sapphirestars:: right?!
Candyland:: ...oh dear lordy, i just gave myself an icon idea...that's bad...
sapphirestars:: its crazy!! and the pants fit all tight and everything.
sapphirestars:: ::laughs evilly:: I have to see that
Candyland:: *goes email Kat* i need an icon that alternates between Araide and Vermouth and makes a reference to magically appearing breasts...
sapphirestars:: lol and don't forget the pants!
Candyland:: shape-changing pants!
sapphirestars:: the powers of manga
Candyland:: i'm still chuckling about it. oh lordy...
sapphirestars:: seriously, if you just flip through that scene...it baffles the mind
Candyland:: it's in the anime, too. although to a certain extent, the suit jacket hides the hips...but the chest comes out of nowhere!!
sapphirestars:: unless there's some trick string. But then where did the padding go
Candyland:: i almost said something about "inflating," but that wouldn't work...
sapphirestars:: then wouldn't there be like a button?
Candyland:: yeah--plus, inflating would require massive amounts of squishing first >_<
sapphirestars:: LOL. oh and her hands get all girls and feminine.
Candyland:: there were no gloves there that i saw...this is indeed a mystery! do you think even Conan could solve this one? and holy cow, go away plunnies...
sapphirestars:: I imagine that up close examination would be necessary. Conan would self combust.
Candyland:: later he's pondering over the whole thing, and he thinks, "Wait...where did the chest come from? I know they were there, I got hugged to it!!" *dies*
sapphirestars:: but wait when he was hugged wasn't he unconscious still?
Candyland:: ...that's true...cue creative license!!
sapphirestars:: considering all the creativity with the magical breasts I think we're good.
Candyland:: but they aaaaaaaaare!!!
Candyland:: let's ask the expert!!!
Candyland:: Kaitou Kid: *stares* ...what?
sapphirestars:: How do you make breats appear?
sapphirestars:: oops breasts not breats
Candyland:: KID: *blink*
Candyland:: and there you have it!!!
sapphirestars:: Well, clearly he would know considering how he disguised himself as Ran.
Candyland:: KID: I know how to make them appear on me, but when it comes to people who already have 'em...might have to think on that...
Candyland:: yeah, but he doesn't have them. she already does...did...you know what i mean.
sapphirestars:: And considering the folklore around her impressive pair.
sapphirestars:: LOL
Candyland:: yeah. also, when they went to visit Jodie in that one volume, we learned that Heiji is, indeed, a breast-man :-D maybe he could tell us?
Candyland:: Heiji: *stares*
sapphirestars:: It must be a talent, Hei-chan, considering how you spot women's bathing suits
Candyland:: indeed, indeed. Kazuha will have her hands full, won't she?
sapphirestars:: All the boys seem to be fond of a good pair of...breasts. Except Kaito. I think he's a butt guy. he flips skirts.
Candyland:: *snicker* this sounds like a fic in the making...the title will be "Kink"
sapphirestars:: Oh, you just have to write that. I beg you.
Candyland:: hmmmmm...gods, where to begin?
sapphirestars:: Well, Takagi would be good
Candyland:: what's his thing, do ya think?
sapphirestars:: I would say full on nakedness
sapphirestars:: considering how many times he's pictured her
Candyland:: *giggle* oh my...
sapphirestars:: its true!!
Candyland:: he is a naughty boy!
sapphirestars:: he seems boyish and innocent
sapphirestars:: but in reality...he's as pervy as the rest
Candyland:: i would believe that. who do you think is the most pervy?
sapphirestars:: You know I wanna say Kogoro or Heiji but I'm putting money on Shinichi
Candyland:: *snicker* any particular reason?
sapphirestars:: I would think the sheer fact that he blushes madly every single time she hugs him, despite the fact that it should be old hat by now
sapphirestars:: And then there was the incident with the short tennis skirt
sapphirestars:: he wanted to see it but he didn't want anyone else to. He was torn.
Candyland:: which volume was that in?
sapphirestars:: volume....41. I believe
sapphirestars: wants to directly connect.
sapphirestars: is now directly connected.
Candyland:: now i'm looking for it...can
Candyland:: *cannot find it...
sapphirestars:: stupid thing is so slow
sapphirestars:: no wait. Volume 40
sapphirestars:: sorry
Candyland:: i think i found the volume!
sapphirestars:: Yup its one of the cases in the middle
Candyland:: found it! oh my,
Candyland:: Shinichi...naughty!!!
sapphirestars::
Candyland:: *giggles*
Candyland:: so naughty...not 'till you're married, Shin-chan!
sapphirestars::
sapphirestars:: yup yup yup
sapphirestars:: He's very bad! But see undeniable proof
Candyland:: *falls over laughing* ya know, if-slash-when those two finally hook up, Ran
Candyland:: *Ran is going to have her hands full, isn't she? i keep hitting Enter by mistake...
sapphirestars:: She's going to have someone who's been keeping quite a few...emotions bottled up
Candyland:: *has bad mental image* dammit, Shinichi, i'm tired!!
sapphirestars:: and physical motions too
sapphirestars:: but Raaaan, I was lonely for so long
Candyland:: and then he flashes the Sad Puppy Dog Eyes...
Candyland:: Ran: *sigh* Okay, but then sleep, dammit! I'm tired!
sapphirestars:: and the messy hair falls over his forehead and bam there they go
sapphirestars:: LOL
Candyland:: i can see it now...
Ran: Shinichi, why are you following me to the shower?
Shinichi: Oh...no reason...
sapphirestars:: Shinichi! I'm cooking now is not the time!
sapphirestars:: Don;t you want to eat? ::pause::
Candyland:: at which point one of two things happens:
1) Ran grabs a frying pan and chases him
2) They go at it like crazed ferrets until ten minutes later they realize that they left the stove on and the house is now on fire...
sapphirestars:: Ah but its the symbolism...fire in the home, fire in their...hearts.
Candyland:: and the red firetrucks symbolize their passion, and the screaming sirens represent--never mind.
sapphirestars:: ::falls over laughing:: screaming sirens, now that is an image
Candyland:: and they're standing outside wrapped in kitchen towels...
Shinichi: We were...cleaning. Didn't want to get our clothes messy!
Candyland:: and Ran dies of embarassment...
sapphirestars:: And Takagi and Megure just stare.
Skip ahead a bit to later in the conversation...
Candyland:: ...now that i think about it, their reactions might also depend in part upon whether or not they know about the Conan thing.
sapphirestars:: I think that they'd have to know about it eventually. Especially Kogoro.
Candyland:: i think we can safely assume that Ran will know by the end of the series...i'm pretty sure it'll be an open secret by the time the thing wraps up. like, when they go after the Black Ops.
sapphirestars:: I think everyone important will know. Its too big for Shinichi to handle himself no matter how he tries
Candyland:: yeah, that's kind of my way of thinking. i'm really looking forward to Megure's reaction, though. i think that's going to be absolutely priceless.
sapphirestars:: Poor guy's gonna get a heart attack
sapphirestars:: Or Takagi
Candyland:: Shiratori...i just see everyone's jaws dropping through the floor...
Candyland:: and then Satou walks up, smacks him on the head, pulls her gun and handcuffs, and chases Vodka down :-D
sapphirestars:: seriously. Watch all these people deal with the ops. efficiently
Candyland:: while they have heart attacks over the Conan news. yay for multi-tasking!
sapphirestars:: You can just see Satou jumping over a fence and shaking her head in disbelief
Candyland:: she's such an awesome character--she's got chutzpah!
Candyland:: and she's gotten so screwed over with all the crap in her life. she and Takagi seriously need a make-out scene!!
sapphirestars:: Oh, I know she's funny and happy and then you remember her past and go "damn, you go girl!" And yes a makeout scene is essential for those two.
sapphirestars:: and soon, preferably
Candyland:: yes...hell, they all need make-out scenes. Heiji and Kazuha's, i think, will be especially interesting *snickers*
sapphirestars:: Heiji and Kazuha just stroke me as the sort of couple that's going to have some...interesting rituals
sapphirestars:: oops strike*
Candyland:: O_O
sapphirestars:: They're just so verbally abusive
Candyland:: Freudian slip or what?
*snicker* We's soooooooo bad...and wait until you see the other one. I'll post that, oh, maybe tomorrow-ish.
In other news, tonight is the Holy Grail of Football. Everyone's all up in arms about their teams and who's going to win and odds and good-humored arguments...and then you've got me going, "Sooooo...who's playing again?" What can I say, I really don't care about football. I watch the Superbowl for the commercials and the halftime show...neither of which have been very good in the past few years. And because I was just asked about it: the Janet Jackson thing. It. Was. A. BOOB! Get over it!
Luvs,
~ Candy-chan ^_^
It never fails. Whenever
magic_truth and I chat, it always ends up in this type of conversation. There are actually two convos. I'll post the second one later. This has been editted, so y'all just get the funny stuff. Here ya go, some Detective Conan perversion...sapphirestars:: never mind all the padding...you know what I wonder?
Candyland:: what what what?
sapphirestars:: well you know how she reveals herself to Jodie and prior to ripping off her mask she looks very manly?
sapphirestars:: well when she rips it off...suddenly she's all curvy! The turtleneck is doing wonders for her? How? all she did was rip off the mask...no padding!
Candyland:: i'm not the only one who thought that!!!
Candyland:: to quote Conan in the first volume--breasts! they appeared out of nowhere!
sapphirestars:: right?!
Candyland:: ...oh dear lordy, i just gave myself an icon idea...that's bad...
sapphirestars:: its crazy!! and the pants fit all tight and everything.
sapphirestars:: ::laughs evilly:: I have to see that
Candyland:: *goes email Kat* i need an icon that alternates between Araide and Vermouth and makes a reference to magically appearing breasts...
sapphirestars:: lol and don't forget the pants!
Candyland:: shape-changing pants!
sapphirestars:: the powers of manga
Candyland:: i'm still chuckling about it. oh lordy...
sapphirestars:: seriously, if you just flip through that scene...it baffles the mind
Candyland:: it's in the anime, too. although to a certain extent, the suit jacket hides the hips...but the chest comes out of nowhere!!
sapphirestars:: unless there's some trick string. But then where did the padding go
Candyland:: i almost said something about "inflating," but that wouldn't work...
sapphirestars:: then wouldn't there be like a button?
Candyland:: yeah--plus, inflating would require massive amounts of squishing first >_<
sapphirestars:: LOL. oh and her hands get all girls and feminine.
Candyland:: there were no gloves there that i saw...this is indeed a mystery! do you think even Conan could solve this one? and holy cow, go away plunnies...
sapphirestars:: I imagine that up close examination would be necessary. Conan would self combust.
Candyland:: later he's pondering over the whole thing, and he thinks, "Wait...where did the chest come from? I know they were there, I got hugged to it!!" *dies*
sapphirestars:: but wait when he was hugged wasn't he unconscious still?
Candyland:: ...that's true...cue creative license!!
sapphirestars:: considering all the creativity with the magical breasts I think we're good.
Candyland:: but they aaaaaaaaare!!!
Candyland:: let's ask the expert!!!
Candyland:: Kaitou Kid: *stares* ...what?
sapphirestars:: How do you make breats appear?
sapphirestars:: oops breasts not breats
Candyland:: KID: *blink*
Candyland:: and there you have it!!!
sapphirestars:: Well, clearly he would know considering how he disguised himself as Ran.
Candyland:: KID: I know how to make them appear on me, but when it comes to people who already have 'em...might have to think on that...
Candyland:: yeah, but he doesn't have them. she already does...did...you know what i mean.
sapphirestars:: And considering the folklore around her impressive pair.
sapphirestars:: LOL
Candyland:: yeah. also, when they went to visit Jodie in that one volume, we learned that Heiji is, indeed, a breast-man :-D maybe he could tell us?
Candyland:: Heiji: *stares*
sapphirestars:: It must be a talent, Hei-chan, considering how you spot women's bathing suits
Candyland:: indeed, indeed. Kazuha will have her hands full, won't she?
sapphirestars:: All the boys seem to be fond of a good pair of...breasts. Except Kaito. I think he's a butt guy. he flips skirts.
Candyland:: *snicker* this sounds like a fic in the making...the title will be "Kink"
sapphirestars:: Oh, you just have to write that. I beg you.
Candyland:: hmmmmm...gods, where to begin?
sapphirestars:: Well, Takagi would be good
Candyland:: what's his thing, do ya think?
sapphirestars:: I would say full on nakedness
sapphirestars:: considering how many times he's pictured her
Candyland:: *giggle* oh my...
sapphirestars:: its true!!
Candyland:: he is a naughty boy!
sapphirestars:: he seems boyish and innocent
sapphirestars:: but in reality...he's as pervy as the rest
Candyland:: i would believe that. who do you think is the most pervy?
sapphirestars:: You know I wanna say Kogoro or Heiji but I'm putting money on Shinichi
Candyland:: *snicker* any particular reason?
sapphirestars:: I would think the sheer fact that he blushes madly every single time she hugs him, despite the fact that it should be old hat by now
sapphirestars:: And then there was the incident with the short tennis skirt
sapphirestars:: he wanted to see it but he didn't want anyone else to. He was torn.
Candyland:: which volume was that in?
sapphirestars:: volume....41. I believe
sapphirestars: wants to directly connect.
sapphirestars: is now directly connected.
Candyland:: now i'm looking for it...can
Candyland:: *cannot find it...
sapphirestars:: stupid thing is so slow
sapphirestars:: no wait. Volume 40
sapphirestars:: sorry
Candyland:: i think i found the volume!
sapphirestars:: Yup its one of the cases in the middle
Candyland:: found it! oh my,
Candyland:: Shinichi...naughty!!!
sapphirestars::
Candyland:: *giggles*
Candyland:: so naughty...not 'till you're married, Shin-chan!
sapphirestars::
sapphirestars:: yup yup yup
sapphirestars:: He's very bad! But see undeniable proof
Candyland:: *falls over laughing* ya know, if-slash-when those two finally hook up, Ran
Candyland:: *Ran is going to have her hands full, isn't she? i keep hitting Enter by mistake...
sapphirestars:: She's going to have someone who's been keeping quite a few...emotions bottled up
Candyland:: *has bad mental image* dammit, Shinichi, i'm tired!!
sapphirestars:: and physical motions too
sapphirestars:: but Raaaan, I was lonely for so long
Candyland:: and then he flashes the Sad Puppy Dog Eyes...
Candyland:: Ran: *sigh* Okay, but then sleep, dammit! I'm tired!
sapphirestars:: and the messy hair falls over his forehead and bam there they go
sapphirestars:: LOL
Candyland:: i can see it now...
Ran: Shinichi, why are you following me to the shower?
Shinichi: Oh...no reason...
sapphirestars:: Shinichi! I'm cooking now is not the time!
sapphirestars:: Don;t you want to eat? ::pause::
Candyland:: at which point one of two things happens:
1) Ran grabs a frying pan and chases him
2) They go at it like crazed ferrets until ten minutes later they realize that they left the stove on and the house is now on fire...
sapphirestars:: Ah but its the symbolism...fire in the home, fire in their...hearts.
Candyland:: and the red firetrucks symbolize their passion, and the screaming sirens represent--never mind.
sapphirestars:: ::falls over laughing:: screaming sirens, now that is an image
Candyland:: and they're standing outside wrapped in kitchen towels...
Shinichi: We were...cleaning. Didn't want to get our clothes messy!
Candyland:: and Ran dies of embarassment...
sapphirestars:: And Takagi and Megure just stare.
Skip ahead a bit to later in the conversation...
Candyland:: ...now that i think about it, their reactions might also depend in part upon whether or not they know about the Conan thing.
sapphirestars:: I think that they'd have to know about it eventually. Especially Kogoro.
Candyland:: i think we can safely assume that Ran will know by the end of the series...i'm pretty sure it'll be an open secret by the time the thing wraps up. like, when they go after the Black Ops.
sapphirestars:: I think everyone important will know. Its too big for Shinichi to handle himself no matter how he tries
Candyland:: yeah, that's kind of my way of thinking. i'm really looking forward to Megure's reaction, though. i think that's going to be absolutely priceless.
sapphirestars:: Poor guy's gonna get a heart attack
sapphirestars:: Or Takagi
Candyland:: Shiratori...i just see everyone's jaws dropping through the floor...
Candyland:: and then Satou walks up, smacks him on the head, pulls her gun and handcuffs, and chases Vodka down :-D
sapphirestars:: seriously. Watch all these people deal with the ops. efficiently
Candyland:: while they have heart attacks over the Conan news. yay for multi-tasking!
sapphirestars:: You can just see Satou jumping over a fence and shaking her head in disbelief
Candyland:: she's such an awesome character--she's got chutzpah!
Candyland:: and she's gotten so screwed over with all the crap in her life. she and Takagi seriously need a make-out scene!!
sapphirestars:: Oh, I know she's funny and happy and then you remember her past and go "damn, you go girl!" And yes a makeout scene is essential for those two.
sapphirestars:: and soon, preferably
Candyland:: yes...hell, they all need make-out scenes. Heiji and Kazuha's, i think, will be especially interesting *snickers*
sapphirestars:: Heiji and Kazuha just stroke me as the sort of couple that's going to have some...interesting rituals
sapphirestars:: oops strike*
Candyland:: O_O
sapphirestars:: They're just so verbally abusive
Candyland:: Freudian slip or what?
*snicker* We's soooooooo bad...and wait until you see the other one. I'll post that, oh, maybe tomorrow-ish.
In other news, tonight is the Holy Grail of Football. Everyone's all up in arms about their teams and who's going to win and odds and good-humored arguments...and then you've got me going, "Sooooo...who's playing again?" What can I say, I really don't care about football. I watch the Superbowl for the commercials and the halftime show...neither of which have been very good in the past few years. And because I was just asked about it: the Janet Jackson thing. It. Was. A. BOOB! Get over it!
Luvs,
~ Candy-chan ^_^