A definition of Heaven, perhaps?
Sep. 11th, 2006 11:58 amSeen on Two Lumps, a wicked-awesome webcomic:
Snooch: This book sez what happens after you die. An' this one story said that there's a huge vat of all the alcohol you ever spilled, and they dump you in it! An' you hafta drink your way out or you drown!
Ebeneezer: Aha, so a pang of regret for all your clumsiness--
Snooch: I MUST DEDICATE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO SPILLING AS MUCH VODKA AS POSSIBLE!
...can we substitute vodka for, say, Schmirnoff or something? *sigh* A month and a half left...
Snooch: This book sez what happens after you die. An' this one story said that there's a huge vat of all the alcohol you ever spilled, and they dump you in it! An' you hafta drink your way out or you drown!
Ebeneezer: Aha, so a pang of regret for all your clumsiness--
Snooch: I MUST DEDICATE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO SPILLING AS MUCH VODKA AS POSSIBLE!
...can we substitute vodka for, say, Schmirnoff or something? *sigh* A month and a half left...
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Date: 2006-09-12 12:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-12 04:39 am (UTC)Or perhaps slushees? I loves Mountain Dew icees...
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Date: 2006-09-12 11:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-12 11:44 pm (UTC)I think I might like to go for strawberry smoothies. Mmmmm...