Dinner table conversation led to this question...

[candyland]

Dear El-Jay f-list:

What would an Eskimo hooker wear?

Luvs,
~ Me ^_^

Comments

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

a skimpy parka that left nothing to the imagination.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

My question: how can one leave nothing to the imagination without freezing that nothing off? >.

Strip Tease!!!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

More clothing?

Re: Strip Tease!!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Well, some do say that sexy equals leaving things to the imagination... *ponders*

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

Aren't they all technically "hookers" since they fish all the time?

*prepares for bonkness*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...

*delivers the bonkness*

*with a large rubber mallet*

[lucindathemaid.livejournal.com]

Follow-up to msbbt...

...fishnets! =D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*headdesks* Oh lordy... XD

[soc_puppet]

Something easy to take off quickly, I imagine. Possibly something that advertised this as well.

...Though I would also like to third the 'bad pun' vote.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

My question is how they would, ah, gain customers without freezing the necessary assets off ^^;;

I heart bad puns ♥

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

I think they would wear a parka... With nothing underneath.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...but wouldn't they get cold? I'd get cold >.<

*insert 'rubbing noses' comment here*

Eskimos

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

I thought Eskimos wore Ice Cream packets?
Is shot for terrible ice cream joke.

I say something furry...

But wouldn't they preserve more body heat by covering their bodies in grease and stuff?