Cass, I love you to pieces!

[candyland]

There's a long running joke between writergurl and myself that she has enough room in her ample cleavage to house a good-sized lounge, complete with a pool table, a swimming pool, and a handsome blonde Italian bartender named Giovanni--he's apparently very good at what he does.

This joke pops up every once in a while--a friend asked about a certain type of drink, and I said I'd ask--and then we have this vision of her boobs ringing and her reaching into her cleavage, pulling out a telephone receiver (god only knows where that cord leads!) and answering.

But anyway, we were chatting tonight about a guy who's really being an ass and sending her some uber-mixed signals, and the following exchange occurred...

writergurl: see where I'm getting mixed signals?!?!
writergurl: UGH. DUMB BOY!
candy__chan: RAR!!! *bonks him with a mallet for you*
writergurl: lol, maybe when he's home, I'll just come on to him like a cheap hooker, and see how things go, lol
writergurl: or at least flirt shamlessly with him
candy__chan: flash him some cleavage and hope Giovanni doesn't stick his head out to offer everyone a drink?
candy__chan: ...i just gave myself the weirdest mental picture in history, not gonna lie o.o
writergurl: hahahahahaha!
writergurl: I thinkI had the same picture!
candy__chan: i'm laughing out loud right now for real.
writergurl: *giggles*
candy__chan: ...eh, what the hell *goes to immortalize on LJ*
writergurl: lol!

Anyone walking by my door probably wondered what the 'ell was so funny, 'cause I was laughing quite loudly ^___^ And does anyone else think the mood icon thing for giggly looks like it's having a seizure? o.O

Anyway, today has been quite productive. Got my room cleaned--no, Cassie, you do NOT need to alert the freakin' media! I also did laundry--PUT THE PHONE DOWN, CASS!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!! My bulletin board is all done, and for that I am extremely thankful =D

I watched half a dozen of my favorite episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and then Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (I love that show so very, very much), and then The Little Mermaid, and Beauty and the Beast just finished, and I'm thinking about watching The Lion King. I'm just in a Disney mood tonight! *winks at articulation*

...and I must ask this, because recent conversations with people have left me incredibly disheartened. Am I the only person out there who likes pineapple in my cottage cheese?? *puppy dog eyes at everyone*