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There's a long running joke between [livejournal.com profile] writergurl and myself that she has enough room in her ample cleavage to house a good-sized lounge, complete with a pool table, a swimming pool, and a handsome blonde Italian bartender named Giovanni--he's apparently very good at what he does.

This joke pops up every once in a while--a friend asked about a certain type of drink, and I said I'd ask--and then we have this vision of her boobs ringing and her reaching into her cleavage, pulling out a telephone receiver (god only knows where that cord leads!) and answering.

But anyway, we were chatting tonight about a guy who's really being an ass and sending her some uber-mixed signals, and the following exchange occurred...

[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: see where I'm getting mixed signals?!?!
[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: UGH. DUMB BOY!
[livejournal.com profile] candy__chan: RAR!!! *bonks him with a mallet for you*
[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: lol, maybe when he's home, I'll just come on to him like a cheap hooker, and see how things go, lol
[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: or at least flirt shamlessly with him
[livejournal.com profile] candy__chan: flash him some cleavage and hope Giovanni doesn't stick his head out to offer everyone a drink?
[livejournal.com profile] candy__chan: ...i just gave myself the weirdest mental picture in history, not gonna lie o.o
[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: hahahahahaha!
[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: I thinkI had the same picture!
[livejournal.com profile] candy__chan: i'm laughing out loud right now for real.
[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: *giggles*
[livejournal.com profile] candy__chan: ...eh, what the hell *goes to immortalize on LJ*
[livejournal.com profile] writergurl: lol!

Anyone walking by my door probably wondered what the 'ell was so funny, 'cause I was laughing quite loudly ^___^ And does anyone else think the mood icon thing for giggly looks like it's having a seizure? o.O

Anyway, today has been quite productive. Got my room cleaned--no, Cassie, you do NOT need to alert the freakin' media! I also did laundry--PUT THE PHONE DOWN, CASS!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!! My bulletin board is all done, and for that I am extremely thankful =D

I watched half a dozen of my favorite episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and then Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (I love that show so very, very much), and then The Little Mermaid, and Beauty and the Beast just finished, and I'm thinking about watching The Lion King. I'm just in a Disney mood tonight! *winks at [livejournal.com profile] articulation*

...and I must ask this, because recent conversations with people have left me incredibly disheartened. Am I the only person out there who likes pineapple in my cottage cheese?? *puppy dog eyes at everyone*

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Date: 2006-10-23 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writergurl.livejournal.com
I'm going to let you in on a little secret. I have seen an episode of Avatar:The Last Airbender...

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Date: 2006-10-23 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
*jaw drops*

*ties you to chair and pops in DVDs* Let's start from the beginning!

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writergurl.livejournal.com
um...I dont think it's really necessary!

but I wouldn't be TERRIBLY opposed to it.

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Date: 2006-10-23 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nls1984.livejournal.com
Damn.. a pool, a lounge, and a scrumptious bartender... All I have is a bloody interdimensional pocket *pouts*. You know.. I haven't been swimming ina loooong time...

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
Cass has a bar in her cleavage.

I have a pony in mine!

Want a ride? *is bricked*

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wish-wielder.livejournal.com
On the pineapple: from what I've heard, no, but then again I don't like pineapple anyway, so who am I to say? ^^'`

And even though I don't know this girl, I got a weird mental picture, too. 0o (Only, strangely enough, mine involved Dolly Parton...)

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writergurl.livejournal.com
I am the owner of said cleavage. And while Dolly Parton is a little extreme...you aren't too far off the mark. *stares woefully at cleavage*

...

*accepts beverage*

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
I can respect not eating it because of a dislike of pineapple ^_^

...okay, now I have another weird mental image O.O

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anrean.livejournal.com
I don't like pineapple ... but my family puts it on their cottage cheese so you aren't the only one ^_^.

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
HOORAY! 'Cause I was getting some weird looks/comments =P

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com
I like pineapple in melted cheese... like on pizza XD
So my best bet is that I would like it with cottage cheese - if I ate the stuff more often ^^*

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
Oh, yum! I loooooooove Hawaiian pizza--especially from this one place here in town. They make the best pizza, period!!

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] articulation.livejournal.com
Disney movies, ftw!

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
*strikes victory pose* YES!!

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Date: 2006-10-23 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insaneladybug.livejournal.com
XD My great-uncle liked cottage cheese that way, and Mom does too. I personally don't.

**snerk @ the conversation.** XD

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Date: 2006-10-23 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
Yay! I was beginning to think I was a food-freak ^^;;

*giggles* Good times, good times =P

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Date: 2006-10-23 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
I like pinapple in my cottage cheese!

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com
...you know, for some reason...this just doesn't surprise me much, Linn XDDD

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Date: 2006-10-23 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
YAY! SOMEONE ELSE DOES!! *showers you with sparklies*

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Date: 2006-10-23 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com
I salute your boobage, [livejournal.com profile] writergurl!

Also...wtf, pineapple/cottage cheese? X__x;;;

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Date: 2006-10-23 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writergurl.livejournal.com
*returns the salute*

hehe

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Date: 2006-10-23 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
*joins in the salute to the boobage*

BECAUSE IT'S GOOD!!! *emo emo*

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Date: 2006-10-23 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zerovirus34.livejournal.com
check out the latest vgcats comic...its really funny
nice dialog exchange by the way!

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Date: 2006-10-23 10:46 pm (UTC)

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