PERVERT TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!
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ashleymouse to death but only because she's sitting next to me right now. She's one of my kindred spirits. There has, however, been a tiny little disagreement between us for a while: she has been claiming to have a dirtier mind than I do. Now upon hearing this claim, most of our friends smiled, laughed, and patted her on the head, but still she persisted. And she does have a dirty mind...just not as dirty as mine =)
The following discussion occurred at dinner tonight, ending the argument:
candy__chan: *attempting to eat chicken* You know, this would be so much easier to eat if I didn’t have to peel the skin off.
ashleymouse: That would be really funny if you were a zombie!
*laughter and merriment*
candy__chan: You know what popped into my head when I said that?
ashleymouse: What?
candy__chan: Circumcision *grin*
*dotdotdot*
*both of us die*
ashleymouse: *offers me a handshake* Congratulations. I give you the dirty crown.
*several minutes spent in uproarious laughter*
ashleymouse: I didn’t think anyone could be dirtier than me…MY LIFE IS A LIE!
We were laughing hard enough that people were STARING AT US. Not that I care, though ♥
Anyway, discussion progressed as we're waiting for LJ to pop back up. We're also talking withjeva_chan, who claims that her dirty-mindedness pwns ours. Jeva, we sayeth unto you...it is SO on! And we concluded that we can put our dirty minds together and create a whole new superpower, which led to our brilliant idea...
PERVERT TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!! *press knuckles together*
I'm going to go get us a couple of pipe cleaners from the supply room in the GSLC and make us each a ring. When Ash asked what the decals on them would be, I said, "P and V." One will have a long bit that juts out, and the other will have a loop, so when we put our powers together...yeah. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAINPENIS PERVERT PLANET!!
And we now have a new favorite word: HOBOSEX. It was a typo, though. Ash totally meant to type ROBOsex.
...don't ask. Just don't.
ashleymouse: This is my 'come hither' look. *sexy facial expression*
candy__chan: *pretends to stand up to jump over the table at her*
ashleymouse: *holds up hands* GO THITHER! GO THITHER!
I have awesome friends. I truly do.
Plan for tonight: do my take-home test for Methods and get it done. NaNoWriMo for a while and get several scenes on paper and out of my head (isn't it awesome how NaNoWriMo-ing is almost a verb?). Would love to get at least 3K written. Have a wine cooler, because I'm twenty-one now and I totally can! *does the cabbage patch*
EDIT: And Little Sister just got back to campus--she went shopping with a friend in a nearby city. She MSN's me with a grr smilie that's shaking its fist at the sky, and says, "I almost killed Bambi." Oh my GOD... In your face, Ash ;D
ashleymouse to death The following discussion occurred at dinner tonight, ending the argument:
candy__chan: *attempting to eat chicken* You know, this would be so much easier to eat if I didn’t have to peel the skin off.ashleymouse: That would be really funny if you were a zombie!*laughter and merriment*
candy__chan: You know what popped into my head when I said that?ashleymouse: What?candy__chan: Circumcision *grin**dotdotdot*
*both of us die*
ashleymouse: *offers me a handshake* Congratulations. I give you the dirty crown.*several minutes spent in uproarious laughter*
ashleymouse: I didn’t think anyone could be dirtier than me…MY LIFE IS A LIE!We were laughing hard enough that people were STARING AT US. Not that I care, though ♥
Anyway, discussion progressed as we're waiting for LJ to pop back up. We're also talking with
jeva_chan, who claims that her dirty-mindedness pwns ours. Jeva, we sayeth unto you...it is SO on! And we concluded that we can put our dirty minds together and create a whole new superpower, which led to our brilliant idea...PERVERT TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!! *press knuckles together*
I'm going to go get us a couple of pipe cleaners from the supply room in the GSLC and make us each a ring. When Ash asked what the decals on them would be, I said, "P and V." One will have a long bit that juts out, and the other will have a loop, so when we put our powers together...yeah. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN
And we now have a new favorite word: HOBOSEX. It was a typo, though. Ash totally meant to type ROBOsex.
...don't ask. Just don't.
ashleymouse: This is my 'come hither' look. *sexy facial expression*candy__chan: *pretends to stand up to jump over the table at her*ashleymouse: *holds up hands* GO THITHER! GO THITHER!I have awesome friends. I truly do.
Plan for tonight: do my take-home test for Methods and get it done. NaNoWriMo for a while and get several scenes on paper and out of my head (isn't it awesome how NaNoWriMo-ing is almost a verb?). Would love to get at least 3K written. Have a wine cooler, because I'm twenty-one now and I totally can! *does the cabbage patch*
EDIT: And Little Sister just got back to campus--she went shopping with a friend in a nearby city. She MSN's me with a grr smilie that's shaking its fist at the sky, and says, "I almost killed Bambi." Oh my GOD... In your face, Ash ;D
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I took them BOTH off! Just for you! *stripper music*
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Date: 2006-11-05 12:59 am (UTC)We seriously need to make those rings...
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Date: 2006-11-05 01:06 am (UTC)I actually don't have a nickname. But a personal quote of mine that my oldest sister and my friend Norman love to quote back at me is, "I don't like to be tickled and I don't like pain, so I don't think I'll like sex."
But you know...that was like...two summers ago *shrugs*
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