Heard today...
Nov. 7th, 2006 10:34 pmYet another reason that I love my little sister--the dumb things she says.
Let me explain something first. This kid loves ketchup. Loves it. Like, it's a food group.
Me: There's a scary story for ya to write, kid--the day the world ran out of ketchup.
Sis: *laugh* Yeah, I know.
Me: You'd probably eat a dictionary if they slathered it in enough ketchup and stuck it on a bun.
Sis: ...would that qualify as eating my words?
Love, love, love.
...and I just saw it on the news. South Dakota voters voted, 55% to 45%, NO on the anti-abortion bill.
Let me explain something first. This kid loves ketchup. Loves it. Like, it's a food group.
Me: There's a scary story for ya to write, kid--the day the world ran out of ketchup.
Sis: *laugh* Yeah, I know.
Me: You'd probably eat a dictionary if they slathered it in enough ketchup and stuck it on a bun.
Sis: ...would that qualify as eating my words?
Love, love, love.
...and I just saw it on the news. South Dakota voters voted, 55% to 45%, NO on the anti-abortion bill.
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Date: 2006-11-08 04:43 am (UTC)And what was the bill about? Here in NY, we (thankfully) had no propositions to vote on this year. But ugh, further proof that the world has gone in a death spiral, something that looks much prettier on ice skates.
Which reminds me: it's almost winter! Yay for skating on TV! ^_^
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Date: 2006-11-08 04:49 am (UTC)It was an abortion ban--I really don't have a stance on abortion as a whole, but there are a couple of things I'm pretty stalwart on. And my big beef with this bill (and the reason I'm happy that it didn't pass) is that there are no provisions for rape or incest. It's only in the case that the mother's life is in danger. And THAT oversight bothers me. Big time. *steps off soapbox*
Yay for skating!! I loooooove watching figure skating ♥♥♥
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Date: 2006-11-08 04:53 am (UTC)(Try to say splendiferously scrumptious five times fast.)
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:00 am (UTC)I just don't like tomatoes. I tried them, but I can't do it. Ah, well. Everyone has such a food, I imagine =P
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:03 am (UTC)The one substance I refuse to like is cola. Yep, clear sodas are fine, but no Coke or Pepsi shall ever pass these lips . . . voluntarily.
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:19 am (UTC)So what about pizza? XD **curious.** Do you not eat it because of the pasta sauce stuff that has tomatoes in it?
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Date: 2006-11-08 06:00 am (UTC)Polar opposites...
Date: 2006-11-08 04:54 am (UTC)p.s. Kudos to SD voters... I hear they were also voting on a medicinal marijuana referendum...
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:01 am (UTC)Yay for South Dakota!!
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:03 am (UTC)PS the music teacher I work with tells me I missed my calling and should be a vocal music teacher... Hmmm....
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:53 am (UTC)Re: Polar opposites...
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Date: 2006-11-08 05:11 am (UTC)http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15592059/
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Date: 2006-11-08 06:47 am (UTC)Though I gotta wonder: is there a size limit to this dictionary? 'Cause I have one that, when I was decorating for Halloween y too short to reach the light hook on the short ladder, gave me an extra four feet (along with six small volumes from my encyclopedia set).
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Date: 2006-11-08 08:07 pm (UTC)Abortion is the issue I feel most strongly about. *waves pro-choice flag around with vigor* Yeah, South Dakota!