And then we got married and had two beautiful children...

[candyland]

First things first--UNIT PLAN DUE DATE GOT PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY AT NOON! VICTORY!!

And it's official: ashleymouse and I should not be allowed out in public.

We now have an entire list of things that we've managed to ruin. This because official yesterday when we were sitting in the Cent Room eating corn dogs and pickles before Vistas rehearsal at three. Hey, I don't mock your food choices, do I? But anyway, our rampant imaginations started having some fun.

Here's a partial list of things we've managed to destroy:

- Corn dogs
- Pickles
- Ranch dressing
- Chicken
- Disney movies
- Silverware
- Christmas carols
- Alfredo sauce
- Johnny Depp
- Deer

There's more--I just can't think of them right now.

Also, we've plotted a drinking game around the movie Bloody Pit of Horror. It's pretty much the worst movie ever made--the styrofoam spider was a nice touch XP But anyway, we want to play a drinking game using that movie and Mountain Dew. Here's what we've thought so far...

Every time they say "the Crimson Executioner," take a shot of Dew.
Every time one of the girls screams, take a shot of Dew.
Every time someone dies, take a shot of Dew.
Every time someone dies and it looks really fake, take TWO shots of Dew.
Every time you find yourself wondering where the blood, the pit, and the horror are, take two shots of Dew.
Every time you get the impression that this was actually supposed to be a low-budget porno flick, but they changed their minds at the last minute, dump four Pixie Stix into your Mountain Dew and down the whole thing.

We give it about twenty minutes until we reach this level:

Mom: Why are you on the ceilin--
Me: I CAN TASTE COLORS!!

We're very speshul people.

Comments

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Heh, you know for a drinking game like that, Grant and I had one that we did. I should dig up the Gowkaiser drinking game. I think we counted 43 shots in one scene... We were thinking about adding on some restrictions to prevent compelete spider monkey syndrome.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

We didn't figure out how long into it we'd get before we were completely hammered if we used alcohol =P I'm cringe to think of it...but I'm sure we could come up with more "take a shot" requirements if we tried ^_~

This could be fun...