Meme time!

[candyland]

First, because ran_mouri82 asked me so nicely...







...well, I did make them myself ^__^ Also, let it be known that knitting with uber-fuzzy yarn is rather difficult >.>;;

And now, a meme...which I will probably regret doing, but oh well!

I'll do a drabble request only for the people who friended me! Just post a pairing (one I know!), genre, rating, and prompt.

...and let it be known that I reserve my right as the Almighty Authoress to take any Conan drabbles that might turn out uber-smurfy and somehow wrangle them into my challenge for fanfic100. Or any other theme comm I am doing. Because I am insane. And a theme comm whore. That is all.

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[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Pairing: Kid/Shinichi (hurhurhur)
Genre: Drama-ish?
Rating: PG-13-ish. (just a little bit of shounen-ai? :D?)
Prompt: "Kissu-kissu! ♥"

... I'm a dork. *goes back to doing... whatever it was that she was doing--hi*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*readies smiting tool for the purposes of using it on Jeva*

It can almost be called the Annoyance Theory.The old adage goes that if you want an irritant to go away, you simply have to ignore them. They might throw even more of a tantrum, but if you refuse to give them your attention, eventually they will tire of it and find other ways to entertain themselves.

Kaitou Kid, the illustrious Phantom Thief, folded his arms and studied the young man leaning against the railing that ran the perimeter of the skyscraper's roof. He'd gotten there and found one of his favorite rivals waiting for him.

This was almost to be expected, and he'd prepared a few new zingers for the verbal banter that was undoubtedly going to occur before he made his getaway. But he wasn't quite prepared to be...

Ignored.

Flat-out ignored--like he wasn't even there, or he was completely invisible. No witty banter, no threats of catching him another time, no insistence that he give up and surrender to arrest. Zilch. Insult was added to injury when Kudo fished a book out of his pocket and started reading.

For one such as Kid, who essentially thrived on being the center of attention, this was not an acceptable state of affairs! He knew he had enough of a lead that he could stay and play for a few minutes before the police would catch up. He sincerely hoped they enjoyed the little present he'd left on the stairs for them--it was amazing, the things one could do with silly putty and a few coat hangers, really.

Ten minutes later, Kudo had turned six pages, and Kid was running out of ideas--yet another rare occurrence. This only added to his increasingly bad temper over the whole affair. He sensed that there was some sort of a battle going on here, and he did not like the fact that he seemed to be losing. But Kudo hadn't reacted to anything!

Finally, Kid did the only thing he could think of--the one thing he was sure the Great Stone-Face couldn't possibly keep up a facade against. He reached out with both hands and grabbed Kudo's cheeks--his facial ones, the other ones were pressed against a railing and thus not available for immediate grope-age.

To Kudo's credit, his expression didn't change a whit when he was grabbed. But his mask shattered into shock and alarm when Kid pounced. "Kissu kissu!"

There wasn't time to move away, and Shinichi found himself faced with a sizable choice: continue the rather unorthodox kiss...or flip backwards over the railing and plumment to his death on the pavement below.

After a few seconds of wavering back and forth, he decided that death really wasn't an option, and stayed put.

...and he was pleasantly surprised to find that it wasn't the worst kiss of his life, either.

It was Kid who ended the kiss--not that Shinichi had much of a choice, as he was walled...or railed, as the case may be. The Phantom Thief lingered a moment longer before suddenly stepping back. "What was that all about?" he asked, shoving gloved hands into pockets.

"You did exactly what I thought you would do."

"Which was?"

"Throw a tantrum."

"I did not."

"So putting a pigeon on my head and sticking roses in my ears wasn't a tantrum? Then what was it?"

"Interpretive art. And there are the police. Ja ne, tantei-san!"

In a flourish of white cape and rose petals, he was gone. Off the roof, Shinichi assumed--that was the usual M.O. when it came to escape. And for once, Shinichi found himself not minding that Kid had gotten away.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

*laughing with glee* Perfect! I love! *glomps ficcy~~!*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YAY!! I is glad you like it!

*sneakily plots to sneakily post this over on dc_yaoi...sneakily*

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

**snerk.** I wasn't going to read this one, but LOL. I love how you made it so nicely vague to snugly fit into canon. He did it to get attention! Priceless. And what did he do with silly putty and coat hangers? XD

And at the end ... "Interpretive art." LOL. I love the mental image of Shinichi standing there reading a book, with a pigeon on his head and roses sticking out of his ears. That's ... just priceless.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

You should've seen the look on my face when my first drabble request was THAT. Pretty sure it was all bug-eyed and jaw-droppy *laugh* Thank you, though! I'm glad you liked it :D

...I would honestly love it if someone could draw that last scene =P And Kid won't tell me what exactly he did with silly putty and coat hangers. How rude of him!

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Oi, oi. It was a perfectly fine drabble request.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*pats you on the head* You keep telling yourself that, dear :D

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Dude! Seriously! Did you really find it that hard to write it? O_o;;;

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

No. I just like giving you a hard time *luffles*

[girlquinn.livejournal.com]

He reached out with both hands and grabbed Kudo's cheeks--his facial ones, the other ones were pressed against a railing and thus not available for immediate grope-age.

Oh, I love this line! However, I nearly choked on my hot tea.

So... if said "other cheeks" were available to be groped, would KID take that chance? :D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Thank ya kindly! :D I like that line too *holds up own horn and goes toot toot* But please to not be choking...that would make me sad if you did !

*looks at Kid* He's...trying to distract me with something shiny so he can avoid the question. I think that's your answer right there ^_~

[girlquinn.livejournal.com]

I'm taking that as a "yes" because when it comes down to it, Kaitou thinks Shinichi has a nice butt (yay for running in soccer!) and let's face it, Shinichi's a handsome guy, even though for Kaitou, it's like looking in a mirror... so... it's like grabbing his own butt?XD

[fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com]

*dies* he's go fwip fwip and DIE completely... no doubt... he'd just roll over and dieeee XD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Kaito not getting attention is like...I can't even think of an appropriate analogy, but it certainly would not go over well, I can promise you that!