In which I am surprised...

[candyland]

Heard at work tonight. And lord, I wish I was kidding...

Manager: Hey...you're going into education, right?
Me: Yes... *figures he will ask a question about something school-related*
Manager: Want to teach someone how to make pizzas, calzones, lasagna, alfredo, etc...
Me: *figuring that we're getting a new employee and I'm being asked to train them on making all the Italian stuff, opens mouth to say yes*
Manager: ...on TV?

It took me a good ten seconds to realize that he was serious. Apparently, one of the local TV channels comes around and does stuff like this once in a while, and they asked me to do it for our Italian. So yeah, I'm gonna be on TV! *puts on sunglasses and autographs everyone's boobs notebooks* I just have to be there at five AM for it >.>;; Then I will go home and go back to sleep, oh yes I will ^___^

Also, we have snow. Lots of it. And it froze my battery...the bastard... *shakes fist at the sky* CURSE J00!!!

I am also knitting like mad. Soon, I will have finished a scarf, and then I shall make more things! *looks at certain people for whom I shall make washcloths and scarves, yesh*

To those who left me drabble requests, I am working on them slowly but surely. Got about three of them halfway done, and will hopefully get them posted in short order. Sorry it's taking so long--I apparently do not grasp the concept of 'drabble' as being a SHORT FIC.

...I might go watch a movie and knit for a while.

EDIT: Behold, part of a chat between fyliwionvilyaer and myself that was just too amusing to not post...may she not spork me for this ^^;;



candy__chan: i already know what i'm doing for Alena's semi-smut request, and strawberry-chan's H/K smexy-in-the-rain. what about yours?
fyliwionvilyaer: ummm forbidden desperation?
candy__chan: ...?
fyliwionvilyaer: something content but not too happy ne? XD
candy__chan: .........
fyliwionvilyaer: <--- always prefers a streak of dark in fics XD
fyliwionvilyaer: whether it gets better or not thats fine
fyliwionvilyaer: ^^;;
candy__chan: ummm...oh, they make wild monkey-love on the floor, then the next morning she finds out he died in the shoot-out at the previous night's heist? *giggle*
candy__chan: and then she gets pregnant, in defiance of all laws of physics...
fyliwionvilyaer: ICK
fyliwionvilyaer: >>
fyliwionvilyaer: not THAT tragic!!
fyliwionvilyaer: keep him alive!! thats all i ask!! XD
candy__chan: i just think it'd be funny to try and imagine the reaction. "How could I be pregnant? He was dead! ...er, not like that."
candy__chan: and then she gets arrested...
fyliwionvilyaer: <<
candy__chan: *halos*
fyliwionvilyaer: *pets* you can do it for another nights fic XD
candy__chan: o.o i think i'd be chased out of the fandom.
fyliwionvilyaer: keep him alive for mine ? *sparkleeyes*
fyliwionvilyaer: i dunno
candy__chan: with sharp objects.
fyliwionvilyaer: some of ickas stuff makes me wonder XD
candy__chan: *laugh* okay, you want him alive...
fyliwionvilyaer: yes please XD

Comments

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you're going to be a star - well, locally. ^_^ The 5am thing sucks though - yes, i'm a true night person. You know how newborns are supposed to start crying early in the morning to wake their parents? Well, my father didn't set the alarm after they brought me home, thinking I'd wake them up. Guess who was late for work :D Apparently I didn't wake up until 10:30 in the morning. My mother was afraid to go in the room, thinking that I had died in the crib. (I've heard this story repeated many times since that day).

Okay, end of my random tangent. Anyway, good luck on the TV show!

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

Yes! Keep people alive! XD

That's okay about it taking a while. ^^ It always takes me a long time too. XD

LOL, that's amusing and cool about the TV. ^^ Not so cool about the early time! Good luck with that!

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

WHEN AND WHAT CHANNEL?! I'll totally tape it! ...Or make my dad XD

*please still be up XD*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

It's not until next week, and I'm not a hundred percent sure which channel ^^;; I fail like that...I'll let ya know, yesh! *victory pose*

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

I agree. You must let us know about when are what channel. You will be totally awesome.
*hopes it's not on the 6 AM news or 12 PM when he's at school.*

[lobsterinpants.livejournal.com]

How fun! Enjoy your TV Debut!

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

ooooh, I wanna watch!

[alena_s_anigor.livejournal.com]

Hahaha...*sparkles* Can't wait to see what you've got in store for me...Hey, that rhymes! XD

[bishonen-girl.livejournal.com]

WHEN WILL YOU BE ON TV??? Will autograph my chest for me too!

[pyro-o.livejournal.com]

AWW... MY CANDY UNNIE IS GRWOING UP *sniff*

yeah. it's mad cold- our house like.. froze over. T_T;;;;

AND OHMYGOD. I got sth- a Phantom of the Opera solo. I am SO proud. Did I tell you? XDDD;;

my fingers are cold- hard to type. XD;;

(yeah. my fics are coming along. slowly, but surely. XD;;)

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Have fun on TV! ^_^ You going to say things with a lot of double meanings? ^_~

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Break a leg for your TV debut! Break two legs! BREAK MY LEGS!!!!

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

Cool! TV! I want an autograph, miss!