Sneaking (Fanfic100)
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candylandTitle: Sneaking
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: General series
Prompt: #50—spade
Word Count: 477 words
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I do not own Detective Conan. It all belongs to Gosho Aoyama. I simply borrow the characters, tie them up, and dance them around like life-sized puppets. I do wish they’d stop complaining.
Summary: Kaitou Kid hadn’t heard the person come up behind him…
It was a good thing that he was an expert at sneaking.
Kaitou Kid slipped in through the window of the darkened house and crept on silent feet through the hallway. He knew for a fact that the inhabitant of the home was asleep—a fact that, given the hour, was not at all outrageous, either. And he had been raised a gentleman, and a gentleman would not show such bad manners as to wake someone up in such a manner.
So he tiptoed out of the living room as quietly as possible and headed down the hallway towards his ultimate goal. The door was open, and he peered into the darkened room carefully. Seeing no one there, he slipped inside and made his way to the other side of the room, where the real prize was.
The whole situation was all too perfect. He was in, no one had noticed his presence, and so he was more or less free to do as he wished. And right now, he just needed a few minutes to search for exactly what it was that he needed…
Suddenly, the light flipped on.
Kid jumped a mile and whipped around, card gun in his hand, poised and ready to launch an Ace of Spades at whoever had managed to sneak up behind him. He hadn’t heard anyone approaching…
And he found himself face to face with the Creature from the Bathrobe Lagoon.
His mother stood in the doorway, arms folded across her chest. And she was giving him the kind of look that could freeze water. “What in the world do you think you’re doing?” she asked in a low voice.
He took a deep breath to make himself stop shaking and lowered his card gun. “I was just…ya know, getting a midnight snack…Mom—I mean, ma’am?” It belatedly occurred to him that he was still in full Kid regalia, right down the monocle…not that he’d ever deluded himself with the idea that his mother didn’t know what he was doing, but still…
She stared at him good and long and hard, with all the force of the Office of Mother behind it.
Kid began to sweat.
…and then she sighed. “Go to bed. You have school in the morning.” And she was gone, back up the stairs to return to her own bed and her own slumber, leaving him to stand there with his back pressed against the refrigerator door and his heart hammering against his ribcage.
Kaitou Kid stood motionless for a moment before shrugging and opening the fridge. Finding what he needed, he plopped down at his kitchen table and set about preparing a midnight snack for himself.
Sandwich first. Then bed.
But still, he couldn’t quite keep himself from chuckling and reflecting (not for the first time) that he really did have the world’s coolest mother.
PS. For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magic_truth, who plunnied me with this. Thanks for reading, all. Much love!
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fanfic100 and Fanfic100: Detective Conan.
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: General series
Prompt: #50—spade
Word Count: 477 words
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I do not own Detective Conan. It all belongs to Gosho Aoyama. I simply borrow the characters, tie them up, and dance them around like life-sized puppets. I do wish they’d stop complaining.
Summary: Kaitou Kid hadn’t heard the person come up behind him…
It was a good thing that he was an expert at sneaking.
Kaitou Kid slipped in through the window of the darkened house and crept on silent feet through the hallway. He knew for a fact that the inhabitant of the home was asleep—a fact that, given the hour, was not at all outrageous, either. And he had been raised a gentleman, and a gentleman would not show such bad manners as to wake someone up in such a manner.
So he tiptoed out of the living room as quietly as possible and headed down the hallway towards his ultimate goal. The door was open, and he peered into the darkened room carefully. Seeing no one there, he slipped inside and made his way to the other side of the room, where the real prize was.
The whole situation was all too perfect. He was in, no one had noticed his presence, and so he was more or less free to do as he wished. And right now, he just needed a few minutes to search for exactly what it was that he needed…
Suddenly, the light flipped on.
Kid jumped a mile and whipped around, card gun in his hand, poised and ready to launch an Ace of Spades at whoever had managed to sneak up behind him. He hadn’t heard anyone approaching…
And he found himself face to face with the Creature from the Bathrobe Lagoon.
His mother stood in the doorway, arms folded across her chest. And she was giving him the kind of look that could freeze water. “What in the world do you think you’re doing?” she asked in a low voice.
He took a deep breath to make himself stop shaking and lowered his card gun. “I was just…ya know, getting a midnight snack…Mom—I mean, ma’am?” It belatedly occurred to him that he was still in full Kid regalia, right down the monocle…not that he’d ever deluded himself with the idea that his mother didn’t know what he was doing, but still…
She stared at him good and long and hard, with all the force of the Office of Mother behind it.
Kid began to sweat.
…and then she sighed. “Go to bed. You have school in the morning.” And she was gone, back up the stairs to return to her own bed and her own slumber, leaving him to stand there with his back pressed against the refrigerator door and his heart hammering against his ribcage.
Kaitou Kid stood motionless for a moment before shrugging and opening the fridge. Finding what he needed, he plopped down at his kitchen table and set about preparing a midnight snack for himself.
Sandwich first. Then bed.
But still, he couldn’t quite keep himself from chuckling and reflecting (not for the first time) that he really did have the world’s coolest mother.
PS. For
magic_truth, who plunnied me with this. Thanks for reading, all. Much love!Cross-posted to
fanfic100 and Fanfic100: Detective Conan.
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(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-02 06:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-02 07:10 pm (UTC)thought outdeep or insightful today--just stupid humor :3(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-03 02:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 02:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-03 09:31 am (UTC)--HEE!
Well, at least his Mom can go to bed knowing she's managed to teach him some manners at least... XDD
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 02:04 am (UTC)Thanks! Glad you enjoyed!
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-15 07:47 am (UTC)^____^
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 08:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 04:56 pm (UTC)Thanks bunches! *giggle* Poor Kid...he's gotta meet his match somewhere, ne? ♥
*smothers you with icon love*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 07:18 pm (UTC)The toughest opponent = mother thing never gets old for any tough guy.
X3 It's probably the icon I'm most proud of right now.
I hope I'll eventually be able to do comic Kid things like this. I've only written one fanfic about him, but it and all the ideas I get are so anngstyyyy.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 03:01 am (UTC)I'm twenty-one years old, and my mother totally pwns me =P Photoshop also pwns me, so I'm not very good at making cool icons like that--so I have to steal them from other people. But I've seen your icons around--they're awesome!
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 03:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 04:53 pm (UTC)Trix are for kids!WAIIIIIII!! FICCIE FICCIE FICCIE!!! *glomp pet pet*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 04:55 pm (UTC)T_T I said MAYBE. DX I have no bunnies at the moment. And I don't really feel like writing. *vegetates*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 04:59 pm (UTC)*drapes you with pretty shiny objects to attract plunnies* ...at first glance, I thought that said "vegetable" instead of "vegetates," and I thought you hard turned into a salad :3
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:08 pm (UTC)*doesn't tell you how my plunnies are deathly allergic to teh shiny* *throws a crouton at you*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:17 pm (UTC)*bonks you for not telling me that* *takes all the shinies and keeps them for myself*
*eats crouton*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:23 pm (UTC)*shields self against teh bonks* *throws grapes at you. mushy ones. really mushy ones*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:26 pm (UTC)*watches grapes go splatty against the wall* Pretty pictures! *throws rotten tomatoes at you*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:57 pm (UTC)*shields against tomatoes as well* *throws .. kitties at you*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 07:34 pm (UTC)*catches kitties and cuddles them before dropping a melon on your head*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 12:52 am (UTC)*melon falls onto head and cracks in half (the melon, not the head)* *sways dizzily before pulling out a spoon and devouring said melon*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 03:24 am (UTC)*cuddles the kitties* They're soooooo cute!! :D :D :D
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-14 12:03 am (UTC)*watches as they scratch half your face off*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 02:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 03:23 am (UTC)Thank you very much! Glad you liked it :D I guess the score is Kuroba-mama: 1, Kaitou Kid: 0
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 03:26 am (UTC)And I'm afraid Kuroba-kaasan will always be one ahead of Kid. That woman is formidable.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 04:18 am (UTC)That's a mother's job, I think--to always be one step ahead of their offspring. Heck, I'm twenty-one and my mom still dances in rings around me. I want to be just like her when I grow up!
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 04:25 am (UTC)Ehhehehe.... I'm afraid kaasan will always be dancing rings around me. And I'm sure your mother's a cool woman if you want to be just like her!
(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-05 05:31 am (UTC)Hey, someone's gotta keep you in line, right? And Aoko can't be there all the time, so it must fall to somebody else ^_^ And yes, my mother is pretty much the coolest person on the planet :D
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Date: 2007-03-05 05:37 am (UTC)*Grimaces* Aoko can be there a lot of the times though, but thankfully she no longer swings a mop. You can't always have a handy mop around either...
And I'd hate to argue with a lady, but if I allowed you to say your mother is the coolest person, it would be unfair to kaasan. *Winks* So let's settle for saying she's one of the coolest people, while my kaasan is one of the coolest as well.