O.O

[candyland]

How to have a heart attack in six simple steps:

1) Make yourself some lunch. Put it in a bowl.

2) Decide to check your email while you eat. Start walking back towards the computer. The path you will have to take goes from the kitchen to the dining room and through the large open doorway that leads to the living room and the hallway that goes back to the guest room, where the computer is.

3) As you're walking through the doorway, glance up from your bowl to see something large and black dangling from the ceiling about an inch away from your face.

4) Realize that said large black thing hanging from the ceiling is a GINORMOUS SPIDER.

5) Scream, swear, almost drop your bowl, and nearly jump backwards over the dining room table in surprise.

6) Duck around it and sprint to the computer, cursing yourself for being so dumb.

I'm not really a fan of spiders, but that one wouldn't have bothered me much. It was more the fact that I nearly walked into it WITH MY FACE that freaked me out *shudder*

Okay...time to go back to getting stuff shoveled out of my room.

Comments

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Wow. At least it wasn't a ginormous cockroach.

:D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

EWW! ...now I'm trying to figure out why a ginormous cockroach would be hanging from the ceiling *laugh* Honestly, I've hated most insect-y and buggy-type things since I was a kid, when I spent fifteen very terrifying minutes waiting for someone to get the bee out of my hair >.>;;

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Ow, I feel your pain. I hope you're not allergic to bees. When I was a kid I didn't hate insect-y things, but I was absolutely terrified of bees and wasps and getting stung (I'm not allergic, but I was afraid of pain).

Hopefully a ginormous cockroach would not be hanging from the ceiling, hee hee. But there are palmetto bugs (translated as very large roaches) that fly. You may not ever want to move to Florida.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I'm not allergic to bees or anything. But I am allergic to pain ^^;;

*hides under bed* Nuuuuuuu...cockroaches can't get meeeeeeee...

[bishonen-girl.livejournal.com]

When I was young.....oK like two years ago I was laying down in my bed and I opened my eyes and saw this things falling down to my face.....IT WAS A Spider! ~_~ still gives me nightmares just thinking about it.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid I HATED seeing spiders on the ceiling because I always thought they would fall down onto my face and...ewww! >.>

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

When I was in middle school, a swarm of cockroaches just flew out of this sewer drain...it was the most horrific thing ever. Straight out of some horror movie, I kid you not. To this day, I shudder more when I see a cockroach than any person should.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

O.O That is the kind of thing that would give me nightmares forever.