Best. Chat. EVER.

[candyland]

Just because this was the best chat prompt ever, I must share it and ask opinions:

If a couple were to find themselves trapped in a locked-down shopping mall, what would be the best place to engage in smexing?

AND GO!

Comments

[esaevian.livejournal.com]

lingerie store. obviously.

Or perhaps swipe stuff from the lingerie store and go to the mattress section of a department store.

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Oh, the possibilities...

Victoria's secret comes to mind, of course. And Baskin Robbins, or whatever ice cream store they have there - they're all equipped with whipped cream.

Of course, that's if the stores aren't locked down...otherwise, they'll just have to smex in the middle of the mall, near the nice fountains (or whatever) :D

[fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com]

still saying godiva... I mean... chocolate... and strawberries and chocolate- and then if you had it next to say hot topics or spencers so you could get a set of handcuffs and....

*shifyeyes*

[aeroenergy.livejournal.com]

I'm with bluewolfe on the whole mattress thing. You need a comfortable place to bang. Unless the couple likes is slightly rougher.

Me, being the geek I am, would say a video game store. Mostly just for the vibrating controllers.

And I really want some chocolate now (thanks, fyliwionvilyaer). Sexy. I mean...yummy ^_^

[atiko.livejournal.com]

The bathroom furniture section. They should go and find the largest, most luxurious whirlpool (one that is, miraculously, attached to water pipes and fully functional :D).

[chakrus.livejournal.com]

Well, you never know... there could be a sex shop there :P

[girlquinn.livejournal.com]

1) Chocolate shop like Godiva, who seem to have strawberries and chocolate in the surplus
2) Furniture shop like Bombay (smexing on a desk can be hot as you suggested to me previously)
3) The most elaborate bedding display in the window of a Macys* or something
4)The plastic equipment and rug area where kids play. No... too wrong.

Everyone else had great ideas!

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

Well, I've worked in a mall for nearly six years now, and I have to say...I'd want to do it on the counter of my place of employment. It's not quite as sexy as the other suggestions, but I'd get some sort of sick satisfaction out of it the next day when people are working at the counter. Is that wrong???

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's wrong. In fact, I encourage you should you ever have the opportunity. :DDD

[bishonen-girl.livejournal.com]

Well if there a movie place in the mall, then I would say there. But a lot of poeple already do that and its no fun to ask them to stop.
If there a book place then I would say there or out in the middle of the mall!

[soc_puppet]

Logic tells me that a pharmacy or department store would be most likely to have the necessities - that is, lube and condoms and the like, and they might even have peanut butter and/or chocolate sauce besides :Db - but I'mma hafta second bishonen_girl on the book store option. Book kink? What book kink? I don't have a book kink >_>...

...Also, it probably already happens all too often in the public bathrooms, so I'd avoid those on principal.

Also also, I'm tempted to suggest skating rink blanket scenario or something :3

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[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

OMG! That is the coolest LJ user pic. Can I gank it for my own personal use???

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[soc_puppet]

Sounds okay to me *^^* I would like credit for it, though, so if you could put something in the icon comments or keywords, that would be great ♥

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[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

:D Thanks. You got a credit in my comments.

[bishonen-girl.livejournal.com]

OH cd/dvd place! ^_~ Need I say why? hehe

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a sick, sick, SICK PUPPY, I would have to say the Jewelery store. Just think, being so close to all those precious gems.
Or it could just be I'm a freak. I think that goes with this question though.

[illeistic.livejournal.com]

I'm going to ask some of you to WRITE these fantasies, PLZ. :DDD As for my opinion... I like the fountain idea, the cheese factory, mattress shop for old school, Godiva for chocolate kink, a clothing store (so they can put on the clothes they're going to take off 8D and I'm a huge fan of tie kink), and the GLASS ELEVATOR. OOH. SOMEWHERE WITH A LOT OF MIRRORS. :D That'd be hot. ♥