We are all perverts!

[candyland]

Here's the list from the previous entry. Feel free to contribute more thoughts :D

Lingerie store

In the fountain (MY IDEA!)

Mattress/furniture store

Ice cream place (for the whipped cream)

In the middle of the mall

Godiva/chocolate store

Spencer's Gifts (for several reasons)

Video game store (for the vibrating controllers)

Bathroom furniture (whirlpool, whee!)

A sex shop!

The most elaborate bedding display in [insert department store name here]

The counter of a fast food place (especially one you've worked at for six years)

Movie theatre

Book store

CD/DVD store

Jewelry store

The elevator (bonus points if it's a glass elevator)

...I still say that my number one would DEFINITELY have to be...THE CAROUSEL!! Draw your own conclusions. I will let the person who came up with the carousel speak up if he/she/it wishes to come out of the shadows ^_~

Comments

[hakaisha.livejournal.com]

Heh, heh, heh...let's see if I can top them so far.

Granted, this ain't common, but if said mall has an indoor amusement park (e.g. West Edmonton Mall in Canada), there's LOADS of places one can have some hot sex. Let's see...

All those roller coaster rides...
High speed water slide
Ice rink
Wave pool
...etc

...I'm sure you can find lots of, er, props too. Pink flamingos, anyone? =D

[clarkkent182.livejournal.com]

Playground, under a slide, on a teater toter, on a waterbed display, while posing as faces on a card board picture deal.

[esaevian.livejournal.com]

I read your subject and thought of "we are all on drugs" by weezer :)

When your in, by yourself, sittin at your computer and you're a
...pervert.
And you're show up lite to school cause slashfic's really cool and your'e a
...pervert.
And you're writing some new fic
Where Sephy is your bitch, you're a...
pervert.
But the world doesn't care
They dont read PWP
And you're a...pervert

Give it to me
We are all perverts, yeah
Smexings on the carousel (on the carousel)
We are all perverts yeah
Lemme read that fic (Wooo!)

:D Spent too much time on that...oh well ^_^

[nls1984.livejournal.com]

Yup. Was goin to say in the fountain myself, but seems you've beat me to it.

Hmm.. I'd have to say the Barnes and Noble comfy chairs. Near the gaming books or the scifi/fantasy section. And have the coffee machines turned on with that coffee smell in the air.

Hell, if we were ambitious grab a mattress from a different store.

Hmm.. Maybe I've thought this through too much...

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

Carousel. That would be my idea! Hee, the machine goes in circles and up and down...plus, like you mentioned, somebody could totally rig that thing. Won't mention who that somebody could be. *laugh*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

You should totally get online right now. Ya know...just 'cause :)

oh yea

[sarahkate-1206.livejournal.com]

pretty sure this is one of my favorite posts. i love you. the end.