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Me: *discussing playing hide-and-seek in a shopping mall (don't ask)* ...now, if this were somehow me, I'd manage to hide in Cymbals 'R' Us, or the Large Noisy Object Store.

I gots an eye appointment very shortly to get my new contacts checked out, but I just had to post this because it made me laugh liek whoa ^_____^ THIS IS WHY I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON CHAT AFTER A CERTAIN TIME, THAT TIME PROBABLY BEING AROUND MIDNIGHT OR SO. WEIRD THINGS BEGIN TO COME OUT OF MY FINGERS.

And I don't mean sweet-and-sour sauce. At work, whenever I would pour the S&S sauce into its little containers, I would spend the rest of the night with fingers that felt very very sticky (*insert your choice of joke here*), so our very dumb running gag was that I love Chinese food so much that I have sweet and sour sauce instead of blood!

...which led to the interesting mental image of me standing there, sticking my finger into the little cup and spraying sweet and sour sauce out of the tip of my finger to fill it up. Thanks for that picture, Jason ^^;;

WHY YES, EET EEZ SORT OF EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I WAS UP LATE LAST NIGHT CHATTING ABOUT THINGS THAT DEFINITELY ARE NOT PORN *shot* AND I'M FEELING WEEEEEEEEEEIRD!! *bounce bounce bounce*

They's building our new deck. Right outside my bedroom window. The saw made me go wakey *mopes* Hope they finish soon, 'cause I wanted to sleep more...my pillow and I had a good cuddling thing going on...

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Date: 2007-05-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlquinn.livejournal.com
interesting mental image of me standing there, sticking my finger into the little cup and spraying sweet and sour sauce out of the tip of my finger to fill it up.

OMG You're like an X-Men!!

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Date: 2007-05-22 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
... ♥♥♥ Yes, I have the powers of...CHINESE FOOD! *readies egg roll blaster* But what would my super-awesome X-Men name be? :D :D :D

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Date: 2007-05-22 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlquinn.livejournal.com
MSG, feared by most of the American masses!

I don't know, I'm not very creative ^_^;;.

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Date: 2007-05-24 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...you win :D

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Date: 2007-05-22 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chakrus.livejournal.com
I WAS UP LATE LAST NIGHT CHATTING ABOUT THINGS THAT DEFINITELY ARE NOT PORN

so what is this porn your trying to hide....

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Date: 2007-05-24 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
Nowhere! *shoves it under bed and puts on shiny halo*

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