Swiped from a couple people...

[candyland]

Name any character I know and I'll tell you three reasons why s/he sucks.

This will be entertaining as I try to wrestle my muse back into submission to write the last Night and finish all those first kiss requests (I have the ideas!! WHY WON'T THEY WRITE THEMSELVES??) Also, I cannot guarantee that all answers will be in the most serious sense. Just so you know. I have a natural gravitation towards sarcasm ^.~

Comments

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

This guy!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) At the beginning of the Magic Kaitou manga, some of his pranks and actions towards Aoko were...well, mean. I know he's a prankster, but there's a fine line between a funny prank and just being downright mean, and it seemed like he crossed it a few times.

2) His sexy, sexy voice...how dare he have such a sexy voice and yet always use it to mimic other people's voices!! You were given a Voice of Sexy, now use it properly, dammit!

3) He has yet to make out with Hakuba Aoko. This bothers me.

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

1) I have yet to read the Magic Kaitou manga. *goes off to read*

2)Yes, his voice is sexy, and I demand that he uses it to make people other than his fangirls to faint from the sexiness of his voice!!!

3)He definatly needs to make out with him her!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) The MK manga...it's good, but it doesn't feel as organized as the DC manga. Also, you can tell it's an earlier work because the artwork = not as good. Kaito's head tends to look sort of deformed...but Aoko looks downright adorable in a few of those drawings ♥

2) Thank you! Someone else understands me!

3) I will do a jig of happy!

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

*long time lurker rises up* Hello Candy-chan! I'm a reader of your fics and I've friended this journal for quite some time now but've always just lurked. XDD Suddenly, I decided to comment, so here I am!

I'm sure your muse will come back! (Like it always does~)

For the meme: Mouri Ran.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Well, howdy! :D I know I've seen you over on ff-dot-net a couple of times--welcome aboard ^___^ Feel free to comment whenever you like, for we are lurker-friendly!

And now, for Ran...

1) For a martial arts champ, she seems to spend a lot of time playing the "damsel in distress." C'mon, sweetie--show them exactly how you keep your father in line!

2) In some of the earlier episodes/files, I hated her outfits. I would like it known that this has improved. Most of the time. [/being a completely shallow wanker]

3) Ya know, dear...there are other words you can say besides "Shinichi." Give some of those other ones a try once in a while--in a non-weepy tone. You might find that you have a really great vocabulary! :D

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the welcome! LOL I agree with all three points. XDD Some of her outfits were pretty bad. x_x

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I think now Minami (Gosho's wife and Conan's voice actress) picks out a lot of the outfits. That might be why they've gotten a lot cuter :)

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Aaah, I see! Hahaha, so that means Gosho is no good at the outfits. XDD (*Glances at Conan's first outfit*)

[ran-mouri82.livejournal.com]

Ya know, given my screen name, you'd think I'd tell you what you could do with any comments relating as to why Ran sucks. That said . . .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!XD!!!!!

1) I wish she would just dump her dad's cig ashes on his head, then break a beer bottle over it. Just once.

2) Thank the Lord that He made Gosho and Minami fall in love. If not, Minami wouldn't be there to suggest great outfits!

3) *claps and foot stomps* "Ohh, Shin'ichi, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind, Shin'ichi!" *clap clap clap clap* "Shin'ichi!"

Okay, probably not what you had in mind. But at least it's non-weepy? ^^*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) ...I will not write a Ran!PMS fic...I will not...you can't make meeeee...

2) I know! She looks so cute!

3) *dotdotdot* Oh-em-eff-gee...

[hakaisha.livejournal.com]

Sato Miwako. ^_^

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) She jumped off a bridge onto a bus...in a skirt. And heels. Honey, if you're going to be pulling Mission: Impossible stunts like that, INVEST IN A PAIR OF PANTS!!

2) Didn't kiss Takagi before Megure-keibu shows up *le sigh*

3) Nearly. Married. SHIRATORI. *curls up on the floor and starts breathing into a paper bag*

[hakaisha.livejournal.com]

Candy? Not to sound like a creepy stalker or anything, but I have officially decided that I love you. XD

*dies laughing all over again*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D Thank youuuuuuuuuu!!!

*loves on you and your icon*

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Well, someone already said Mouri Ran. So I'll say Kudo Shinichi. >:D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) I want to believe that he's learned something from all of this in terms of his ego and, ya know, character development and such, but...thus far, there haven't been too many signs. He still seems way too much like the person in volume one. The exception to this "where the hell is the development?" stance would probably be his feelings for Ran and his actual grasp on them.

2) Dude. Ditch the shorts with the blazer. Not a good look.

3) He's so smart. Good grief, who likes smart people? *shot

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

Ohhh! Do Eri!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I SEE YOUR COW ICON AND MATCH IT WITH MY OWN!!!

1) I know she has every right to be annoyed with her estranged husband, but at the same time...something's gotta give somewhere.

2) She's a lawyer, and yet she's too cool for me to actually make lawyer jokes about D: NOTFAIR!

3) How dare she look that good for her age!! HOW DARE SHE!!!

[frozen-ballad.livejournal.com]

hrm... Kyoukya >:D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...who? o.o

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

I believe they meant Kyoya from Ouran. xD

[girlquinn.livejournal.com]

Tell me why Suou Tamaki of Ouran sucks like eggs~!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) He grows mushrooms in people's storage closets and doesn't even clean up the mess! For shame!

2) Not everything requires that much drama...or pick-up lines. A good many of those pick-up lines would have made me personally laugh hard enough to spit my drink all over you, Tamaki-kun :)

3) If you're going to go emo in the corner, at least do it PROPERLY. Let's hear some Dashboard Confessional and Linkin Park in the background! And you're wearing too many colors!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...the liiiiiiiight... *flies to the light like a moth*

1) You are really a lot smarter than you seem most of the time. Try acting it! Then take that newfound insight, and go apologize to your wife. Maybe then the fangirls will get something...I mean, you two will go somewhere.

2) You raised a decent daughter, Kogoro. I approve of that. But I'm very eager to see what'll happen when Shinichi comes back and she goes off to marry him and have a hundred babies who are all Superman. You do not seem capable of caring for yourself. How old are you again? Let's remedy this, okay? Thanks.

3) You + beer = OTP. This is not a good thing.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*turns all multicolored* ...now what color clothing would look good on me?

[ran-mouri82.livejournal.com]

"3) You + beer = OTP. This is not a good thing."

o.o

You--own--the--interwebs!!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

D'aww, thank you!! *snugglesnuggle*

[alena_s_anigor.livejournal.com]

Heiji! XDD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) I did not think it was possible for one person to be that clueless and that self-unaware. I technically haven't been proven wrong, as Heiji is a make-believe character, but the thought still frightens me that there might be people out there who have that much trouble GETTING A CLUE.

2) Hat hair is not attractive 8D

3) He hasn't snogged on Kazuha yet. Bad Heiji. No biscuit.

[aishuu.livejournal.com]

Kyouya.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

1) He's very manipulative...and something about it makes my hackles go up >_>

2) While I understand that you are in a position where it is sort of necessary...it wouldn't kill you to put down the Death Note notebook and actually look at the world without seeing dollar signs everywhere, would it, Kyouya? I didn't think so.

3) He's only partially evil. I demand total evil.

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

Okay. Why does Iroh suck?

>DDDDD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...oh no you didn't XD

1) You got captured...by Azula. There is something seriously, drastically, horribly, horrendously, awfully, terribly wrong with this picture!!! Now please to be breaking loose and going to teach Aang how to Firebend, kay?

2) Your voice actor was awesome, but he died. Not your fault, and not really a suckitude, but... ;o;

3) I do not recall him ever saying that he liked raspberry or mint tea. As these are my two favorites, I find this unacceptable.

[ehrenyu.livejournal.com]

umm.. Ok considering I don't really know which fandoms you know.. let's keep it simple.

Muraki Kazutaka from YnM aka Descendants of Darkness
Kyou Sohma from Furuba
Lelouch from Code Geass

Any will do. :)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*waves* Hello, new friend! :D I'll go with Kyou, 'cause that's the only one of those three fandoms that I know ^^;; So let's see here...

1) I want to wash his mouth out with soap sometimes...though it might be difficult to get the soap in considering how much time he spends chewing on his own foot ^^;;

2) Cheer up, Emo Kid! (Though he has plenty of reasons to be emo...)

3) Stop. Hitting. On. Momiji. He's far too adorable for that :)

[ehrenyu.livejournal.com]

XD I agree with 2 & 3. 1 makes me laugh. XDDD

[wish-wielder.livejournal.com]

Well, other people already said Shinichi 'n Ran, so I'll go with....Yamino! (MaLoRa Yamino, that is.)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...why do I not have a Yamino icon? *fails at life*

1) He's almost...too domesticated.

2) He relies waaaaaaaay too much on mail-order. One of these days, he's going to become the victim of identity theft. Which makes me wonder if he would then invoke divine retribution upon the fiends who would DARE to ruin a god's credit rating? ...or maybe I just think too much?

3) He's adorable, smart, loyal, good at housework, and can turn into a giant snake at will to chase away evil-doers and door-to-door salesmen. Honestly...who wants the perfect man?

[wish-wielder.livejournal.com]

....I think I just died laughing there. xDDD #2 would make an amazing fic, mostly because you know Loki would be "And I should care because...?" while he's freaking out. xD (Now that I think about it, I can see Heimdall stealing his identity just to freak him out so he bugs Loki...)

[kit2000andanna.livejournal.com]

Wow, cool discussion!))
Hehe,,I'd like to know somethimg about some character, but I don't know who to ask about(((
nanana...maybe Akito from Fruits Basket? MWAHAHAHA

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I need to update and link my fandom list on here somewhere...but okay! Akito!

1) I know you're stuck in a really crappy situation. And I don't blame you for being upset about things. But this is not an excuse! I don't think you're a bad person, necessarily, but this is very bad behavior.

2) While I might be able to forgive many things...putting Hatori blind in one eye? As I do love Hatori as a character, I'm still trying to get past that to develop any sort of affection for you, Akito.

3) Honey, please--cross-dressing is soooooo last year =P

[kit2000andanna.livejournal.com]

Well done! You are correct. Akito is not that bad but still his/her behavior is aweful -_-'''
*shaking hands* Thnks, girl)