Jeva is going to KILL ME!

[candyland]

This was just too good to not post here--especially given that there is actually a Candy/Jeva fandom growing. Oh, and I am now the proud father of a tampon-baby. jeva_chan is the Mama. No matter what she says.



candy__chan: ... *puts head on your shoulder*

candy__chan: zzzzzzzz...

jeva_chan: ... go to bed *shrugs shoulder to wake you up a bit*

candy__chan: (...i could do something very, very evil right now)

jeva_chan: ....

candy__chan: *head falls off shoulder into your lap* zzzzzzz...

jeva_chan: (morbid curiosit--ngjkdsfzhgkjdzhn)

candy__chan: *has dreamland secretary make a note to post this portion of the chat on LJ*

jeva_chan: *freakin' hates you right now, yes*

candy__chan: *snores in your lap*

jeva_chan: ... *IS ALSO NOT PETTING YOU EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR OWN BED, DAMN IT*

candy__chan: *purrsnores at pettings* *snuggles*

jeva_chan: *fjeaghakjfggdssdgotobedalreadyjeez*

candy__chan: *is comfy and does not want to move* the Jeva is a good snuggly pillow! <3

jeva_chan: *wrrrrrrrrrrrry--shifts awkwardly* 'm not. D:

candy__chan: yes you is!! *snuggles closer*

jeva_chan: 'M NOT. >_<

candy__chan: ARE TOO!

jeva_chan: NOT

candy__chan: ARE TOO!! now i am going back to sleep. in your lap. *cuddles in and starts snoring again*

candy__chan: i need to sleep for reals...

jeva_chan: yeah

jeva_chan: go to bed

jeva_chan: and off my lap, damn it!

candy__chan: *is totally posting this on LJ*

candy__chan: okay, i'm going to bed. g'night~!! <3

jeva_chan: night~

jeva_chan: *waves fist at you for the post*

candy__chan: i'll do it tomorrow

jeva_chan: ...

jeva_chan: *pre-emptively waves fist at you for post, then*

candy__chan: you know you love me g'night, love!

jeva_chan: do not

jeva_chan: night~



JEVA DARLING I LOVE YOU SO HARD PLEASE TO NOT BE KILLING ME IN PAINFUL MESSY WAYS!!

Comments

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

...

Die. Just die. ♥

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...but then the tampon-baby won't have a daddy! Do you really want to put our beautiful child through that? WELL? DO YOU? *also points to icon for good measure*

[ammchan]

HAHAHA.

*dies laughing*

Who could not love teh Candeh?

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

... *the hate for you? IT ONLY GROWS*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

...

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

But...that's not what you said last night... ;o; WAS THAT A LIE?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*glomplufflesnugglefloor*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

SEE?? :D :D :D *claims victory and puts it in a pretty box*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

... *is now in the corner--NICE GOING*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

*SEE ABOVE COMMENT*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*is in the corner...RIGHT BEHIND YOU!*

*UNF UNF~*

[fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com]

*giggles fiercly* Ahhhh the wonders of fanservice

*snerks madly*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*SEE ABOVE COMMENT ALSO*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*giggles* And Jeva didn't want me to post this. Can't imagine why... ^_~

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

*WTF, NO NO NO NO, BAD CANDY BAD*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE/WANT IT! *MORE UNF-ING*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL NONCON. *MOAR SHOVING AT YOU*

[fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com]

No clue whatsoever!!! *giggles harder*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOUTH SAYS NO, BUT YOUR EYES/BODY SAY YES!!

AND DUDE, THAT ICON LOOKS LIKE HAKUBA SOMEONE JUST SNUCK UP BEHIND KAITO AND UNF-ED HIM!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Well, I am currently molesting her in the corner, so... *points to above comments*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

WHICH IS WHY I HAVE IT AND WHY I AM USING IT AND I SAID NO DAMNIT.

[fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com]

*cat calls from the other end of teh room* ^_~

[fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com]

*giggles fiercly* Soooo I seee XD

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

I suddenly had a very dirty idea for what Kuroba is scared of *luffs icon*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Pretty hot, isn't it? ^_~