MEME TIME!

[candyland]

If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say

HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDY'S ______________.


She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.


I think I did this one once before, a LOOOOOOOONG time ago...but it's still fun!

Comments

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

HELLO, MY NAME IS JEVA AND I AM CANDY'S WIDOW.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

TAKE GOOD CARE OF OUR BABY, MY DARLING WIFEY!! ;o;

[nezure.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Re AND
I AM CANDY'S Ninja.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

SURE. OF COURSE I WILL.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

A ninja? :O I didn't know I had a--hey, where'd you go?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ;o;

[meimi.livejournal.com]

HELLO, MY NAME IS BITCH, PLEASE AND I AM CANDY'S VIDEO GAME SENIOR & DS DOMINATRIX.

NOW GIVE ME MY CANDY! >:O

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...what?

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

IS THIS THE KIND OF FACE THAT WOULD LIE?

[meimi.livejournal.com]

*laughs* :Db Yes, that's exactly the reaction I would be going for.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Wait, I meant this one.

... yeeeeeeeah.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

.......................

Do I even have to answer that?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Sure.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I see. Well, then...mission accomplished! XDD AND THERE IS NO CANDY! THE CANDY CAKE IS A LIE!

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

You know you love--er... LOVED me~

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* You traitor... *WEEPS FROM BEYOOOOOOOND THE GRAVE*

[meimi.livejournal.com]

HA! THAT IS THE LIE! :D Because I am eating devil's food cake right this very second! *evil cackle*

>.> <.< *offers a slice?*

[clover-magic.livejournal.com]

HELLO, I AM MOMO AND I AM CANDY'S SUGAR MOMMY. 8D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*CHOMP* ... *sheepishly gives you back your hand*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW IT! Just don't tell Jeva ^_~

[clover-magic.livejournal.com]

Naaaaw, s'alright, you both can be my hos. 8D

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

FREEEEEEEEDOM~! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, MY DEAD SPOUSE! *runs off~*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

MORE REASON WHY AM GLAD TO BE FREE.

... *kicks your body's shin*

[mint-eclair.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS HI AND
I AM CANDY'S LAUNDROMAT PERSON AND MOURNING LAYTON FAN.

My initials really are HI

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YOU LIIIIIIIIIIE!! *comes back to haunt you*