MEME TIME!

[candyland]

If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say

HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDY'S ______________.


She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.


I think I did this one once before, a LOOOOOOOONG time ago...but it's still fun!

Comments

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

HELLO, MY NAME IS JEVA AND I AM CANDY'S WIDOW.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

TAKE GOOD CARE OF OUR BABY, MY DARLING WIFEY!! ;o;

[nezure.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Re AND
I AM CANDY'S Ninja.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

A ninja? :O I didn't know I had a--hey, where'd you go?

[meimi.livejournal.com]

HELLO, MY NAME IS BITCH, PLEASE AND I AM CANDY'S VIDEO GAME SENIOR & DS DOMINATRIX.

NOW GIVE ME MY CANDY! >:O

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...what?

[clover-magic.livejournal.com]

HELLO, I AM MOMO AND I AM CANDY'S SUGAR MOMMY. 8D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW IT! Just don't tell Jeva ^_~

[mint-eclair.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS HI AND
I AM CANDY'S LAUNDROMAT PERSON AND MOURNING LAYTON FAN.

My initials really are HI

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

That's cool!

YAY FELLOW LAYTON FAN! *LATCHES ONTO~*

[rasgos-76.livejournal.com]

HELLO MY NAME IS SEXY MUFFIN PORNO
AND I AM CANDY'S STRIPPER MOTHER TWICE REMOVED AND THREE TIMES PUT BACK SINCE THE 80's, CHEESE

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

\(^o^)/ *pulls out the fine-point Sharpie to write all that on the nametag*

[ehrenyu.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS SARA AND
I AM CANDY'S APPRENTICER

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

FELLOW TEACHER! *LATCHES ONTO*

[m0ny.livejournal.com]

[rasgos-76.livejournal.com]

:O SINCE WHEN HAS MY BABY BECOME A WHORE!

~_~ you must have gotten it from your father

[frozen-ballad.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Prince Banana Hammock XV AND
I AM CANDY'S Banana Hammock sidekick.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

... XDDD That is easily one of the most unique replies I've got on here *laugh*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Ytak AND
I AM CANDY'S part-time muse and sender of TGQ happy.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YES YOU ARE!! *ruffles your muse-y hair and huggles TGQ discs* Ytak is loooooove~

[chakrus.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO PRONOUNCE AND
I AM CANDY'S FOOD STUFF /BLUDGENING OBJECT /LAWLYOURNAMESFUNY /POTATO.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

WE WILL GO WITH THAT *laugh* z(^o^)b

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Auntie Icka Bicka Boo AND
I AM CANDY'S Evil Auntie.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

We loves Auntie Icka! *glomps*

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Kaito AND
I AM CANDY'S professional stalker.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

... *looks over shoulder* Who's there? *gg*

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS magic_truth AND
I AM CANDY'S roommate in Hell.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

You know it! And we will have an evil pool-boy to feed us grapes! \o/

[ayaia-moon.livejournal.com]

Hello, my name is 'Ayaia-moon' and
I am Candy's 'stalker.'

:D

[ayaia-moon.livejournal.com]

Oooohhh *glances upwards* 'professional stalker' sounds so much better...

[alena_s_anigor.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS SANI AND I'M CANDY'S MEME WHORE.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I AM ALSO A MEME WHORE. WE CAN BE MEME WHORES TOGETHER, WHOO!!

[cherelle-holmes.livejournal.com]

Hello!
MY NAME IS CHERRY AND
I'M CANDY'S APPROVED PRON! ART-DEALER

...and of course her No.1 consumer when it comes to prOn!

[cherelle-holmes.livejournal.com]

...Öhm *cough* and for other stuff aswell? *halo*

[illeistic.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT FEELING CREATIVE TODAY THOUGH D8

HELLO. I AM CANDY'S HEIJI/KAZUHA FIC PRODDER OF WOAH (EVEN THOUGH I'M WAY BEHIND IN FANDOM GAH) AND MY NAME IS SUPER BERRY (HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM BACKWARDS APPLES). /O/

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

THAT'S OKAY. I STILL LOVE YOU.

:O YOU REBEL YOU! :D And I miss you in the DC/MK fandom. Come back to us~ ;o;

[gomath02.livejournal.com]

Hi, my name is Manders and I am Candy's [b]partner in choir crime[/b].

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

We got kicked out of choir rehearsal and all we got was a place in legend! \o/ ...or something *laugh* Awesome alto power!

[colorful-blade.livejournal.com]

kinda late, but...

Hello, my name is COLORFUL and I am Candy's ANGEL DEVIL that PRODS HER TO UPDATE FICS.

...I need to start logging in before I start commenting. XD.