I AM DOING A MEME NOW.

[candyland]

I am bored. And I really had a lousy day--between nearly breaking my finger (it's bruised pretty badly), finding out one coworker's husband died, finding out another coworker has breast cancer, and assorted other small mishaps...yeah, not a good day.

SO HERE, HAVE A MEME. I did this one before, and last time we wound up having a discussion about the Vegetable Eggrolls and the Chicken Eggrolls joining together in the Holy Fryer of Togetherness. Epic post was awesomely epic :D


If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!

Comments

[chassysaweirdo.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I remember that fight we had once. It was so annoying. How the hell could you think that candy is actually healthy? I don't understand what the heck was going through that cheese you call a brain |:



ohgodI'msosorry

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

My brain is made of cheddar and is tasty with crackers :D


ILU CHASSPANTS ♥

[dreamwriteremmy]

Remember that one time we found that portal to another dimension? I liked solving the puzzles there with you. It was lots more fun than videogame puzzles! :O

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

That was fantastic! The portal gun was top-notch! Although I still don't know why the ponies thought I had cupcakes. I was clearly only packing gummy worms.

MEMORIIIIIEEESSS

[ariga-ten.livejournal.com]

Ohh bby i remember this one time i dropped into your house from a helicopter and dragged you all the way to Canada in the middle of a snowstorm!
We got caught in it and had to shelter in a bear!

_{It was nice and cozy, albeit wet and smelling of rotten fish and your toe jam}

Eventually the bear hocked us up and we went to the local McDonalds.

AND HAD FRIES

I KNOW YOU'RE ON A DIET

8D

Re: MEMORIIIIIEEESSS

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I recall that as well--you didn't even let me put my slippers on! That's why the toe jam smell was so bad. YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF FOR THAT! *waves flag* :D

[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

I remember this time back at good old BVU, when I got you really drunk and we went down to the Cent Room for munchies. You were so intoxicated that you thought dancing on the table to American Idol was an awesome idea.

Tee hee. ;)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I CALL SHENANIGANS!

...it was America's Got Talent ♥

[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

My memory is so bad. I can't believe I misremembered American Idol. I thought there was some dancing on screen. Maybe even a juggler. With knives.

[quandtuniverse.livejournal.com]

Hey hey! Remember that one time we went to France and got drunk and got lost for two days? That was roooough man, but I'm glad we made it through.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I knooooow! But those soccer players were so nice! Except the one in the hula skirt. I don't think he was actually on the team, ya know?

[quandtuniverse.livejournal.com]

I suspected so as well! I was so creeped out when he offered me those toaster strudels. Like seriously.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Agreed times over nine thousand. I don't know what was in those, but I think it made that pigeon start singing showtunes. And no pigeon should ever be attempting to belt "Some Enchanted Evening." It's just not right.

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

This one again? XD

I'll never forget that night we fell through your dryer into the land of Naria which was full of a lot of green secret agents claiming to be various articles of clothing. I think the best part was when we fought those ninjas with guitars over the Swiss Cake Rolls ^o^. Good times, good times.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I was desperate for a meme. It was this or the "Name a character and I'll give you three reasons why he/she sucks" one.

Oh god, I knoooooow! That one kept saying, "I am a sock. I go on your foot." Though he wasn't as bad as the one going, "I am a bra." Yeah, that was just creepy. BUT WE WERE TRIUMPHANT, AND THE SWISS CAKE ROLLS ARE OURS! I have them hidden under my bed :D

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh. Yeah, that one's not full of happy =/

Yeah, there were a lot of them around him wearing socks on their hats. I swear a few of them looked familiar... Oh GAAHHH! I had to start humming when he went into cup sizes @_@;

OF COURSE. I love how you used your Star Power to Kamehamerasenganbend them until they were weak and then I completely disabled them with the MAGICAL POWER OF BALLET.

[soc_puppet]

I still don't know why you decided not to share anything from that week-long smut festival in Chicago last year. I mean, you were a writing machine practically the entire time. My two pages seemed pretty pathetic in comparison :/

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

The yaoi might have been a little bit spicy for most readers~ And by spicy, I mean cayenne peppers :D Seriously, I thought Kaito was going to come off the page and kill me ^___^

[hakaisha.livejournal.com]

Hon, I realize that I'm awesome and nice and all, but after that episode where your vacuum cleaner somehow miniaturized us and sucked us into the machine to live a day with your dead spiders and dustbunnies? I am never ever helping you with your chores again.

But I still love you!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

A-at least they were friendly dustbunnies? Although between you and me, I'm not eating the pancakes they gave me. I'm sure you know why. But it could have been worse--at least it wasn't a plush toy.

I love you too ♥

[hakaisha.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, when I'm surrounded by dead spiders and half-digested flies, I'm not exactly thinking of food. XP

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Well well well. So you want your dirty secrets to be aired for all the world to see. Fine then.
Remember the time when we were at the love trailer with Cassie and the NSA showed up and demanded we help them convert some subversive elements?
That was crazy, and I didn't even know you could help me bend that way. Anyway, just wanted to say thanks.

[pyro-o.livejournal.com]

um. here goes nothing?


it's too late and I'm running too fast (too fast too easy) and the aisles blur by me like a scene from 'the wizard of oz' (you know, the one where the witch is running in normal tempo while the winds increase at 479 mph). I'm wearing blue (but you aren't, I can't spot you) you move quickly enough and I can't see where you are, anymore.

I'm getting worried, but I still need to run, I still need to find it (have to get it first) and I just about trip over thin air (somebody lent me golden slippers, because I feel I can fly).

I see you, you and your triumphant smile, a happy laugh and you (with your hands clutching the last copy of pokemon: platinum).

*dies*

[theaino.livejournal.com]

Hey you... Remember that time we did this thing, and then we did that other thing. We narrowly avoided them! Now we'll always know never to trust Girl Scouts again.

*sketch*