*waves*

[candyland]

Grussgott, everyone! Ignore the fact that I probably just butchered that spelling--and have yet to figure out how to do umlauts on my computer, never mind that they're just colons that got drunk and fell over--but anyhoo...

I'm home. I'm alive. I'm in one piece. And now I'm going to go be unconscious for a while. Like, possibly staple a sign to my bedroom door that says "Do not open until July 4th!" or some such thing. I'll start responding to things tomorrow...ish.

Guten nacht, all. *falls over ded*