More fun from work
Jul. 15th, 2006 10:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandYou know you've been working in a Chinese place for too long when the thought of eggrolls starts to make your stomach turn *is ashamed* But one night we got bored and started making up some catch-slogans for our little department. Not that we'd ever actually use them, but here ya go...
Chinese Express:
Buy our goddamn food! It's good!
We play keep-away with toxic chemicals. (We were tossing the plastic spray bottle with the cleaner in it back and forth one night because we were all cleaning different things at different ends of the department.)
We say "breast" over the intercom, and we're proud of it. (Our manager actually did that--on accident. Three people stopped and asked what exactly we were selling back there.)
Violaters will be towel-snapped. (Survivors will be towel-snapped again. Manager does this on occasion.)
Somebody needs a hug...no, Manager, I don't mean the fridge. (Yes, he actually hugged the fridge.)
Add "in bed" to the end of the fortune cookies. Trust me. (Yeah, that was from me.)
On busy days, we help customers. On slow days, we deep-clean the counters. On "why are we open" days, we clean the light fixtures. (That was tonight's adventure. It was...not as gross as it could have been.)
Chinese Express:
Buy our goddamn food! It's good!
We play keep-away with toxic chemicals. (We were tossing the plastic spray bottle with the cleaner in it back and forth one night because we were all cleaning different things at different ends of the department.)
We say "breast" over the intercom, and we're proud of it. (Our manager actually did that--on accident. Three people stopped and asked what exactly we were selling back there.)
Violaters will be towel-snapped. (Survivors will be towel-snapped again. Manager does this on occasion.)
Somebody needs a hug...no, Manager, I don't mean the fridge. (Yes, he actually hugged the fridge.)
Add "in bed" to the end of the fortune cookies. Trust me. (Yeah, that was from me.)
On busy days, we help customers. On slow days, we deep-clean the counters. On "why are we open" days, we clean the light fixtures. (That was tonight's adventure. It was...not as gross as it could have been.)