Nov. 18th, 2006

candyland: (distracted)
On-line journals are little filters that we each see every one else's lives through, the parts others choose to share with us. That said, we all think we are close, but really we seldom know *a lot* about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ/GJ and find out what people don't know about you. If you want to. =)


Ask me as many questions as you want. I'll be posting more about the conference and everything later. Let's just say I got back at eight-thirty, changed and crawled into bed by nine-thirty, and was sound asleep by eleven. Woke up at ten-thirty this morning. It was BEAUTIFUL, not gonna lie.

So...yeah. Meme me. Now please. THE POWER OF EVIL COMPELS YOU!!
candyland: (Default)
On-line journals are little filters that we each see every one else's lives through, the parts others choose to share with us. That said, we all think we are close, but really we seldom know *a lot* about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ/GJ and find out what people don't know about you. If you want to. =)


Ask me as many questions as you want. I'll be posting more about the conference and everything later. Let's just say I got back at eight-thirty, changed and crawled into bed by nine-thirty, and was sound asleep by eleven. Woke up at ten-thirty this morning. It was BEAUTIFUL, not gonna lie.

So...yeah. Meme me. Now please. THE POWER OF EVIL COMPELS YOU!!
candyland: (glomp)
Okay, I decided to make a separate entry for all the funny stuff said tonight because there was just so much of it.

TAKE ONE! [livejournal.com profile] ashleymouse and I are watching The Little Mermaid.

*Ursula appears on screen*
Ash: She's an alto. You can tell because she's evil.
Me: ...I was going to make a crack about the tentacles, but that works too.


TAKE TWO! Ash and I went down to the Cent Room for a snack with [livejournal.com profile] jewelsybear1017 and Kali. Enter weird discussion the first...

*discussing great actors*
Jewels: Johnny Depp is in my happy place
Ash: He can’t be in your happy place, he’s in my happy place
Kali: It’s fine as long as he isn’t in your happy places at the same time
Ash: Then it gets kinky!

Later, as we're discussing color personalities...

Jewels: I'm blue and orange.
Ash: Like the Chicago Bears!


TAKE THREE! As we're leaving the Cent Room and heading back to the dorms, Jewels mentions a recent news story...

Jewels: Did you hear about this guy? He got arrested for having sex with a deer carcass.
All: EWWWW!!
Kali: That's bestiality!
Ash: And necrophilia!
Jewels: But there's no law against having sex with a dead animal.
All: ...
Kali: Okay, so get him on the other charge?
Ash: How desperate does a person have to be??
Me: Yeah, really! There's this wonderful thing called masturbation, honestly!
Jewels: It's a masturbatory aide!
Kali: JEWELS!!
Ash: Good god, get a blow-up doll!
Me: ROBOSEX!! (This is a running joke in our group.)
All: *crack up*
Ash: I think the world would be a better place if people that desperate could have Robosex instead of turning to a deer carcass. In fact, if a friend of mine was that desperate, I think I'd buy them Robosex!
Me: Agreed! Or just make friends with your hand. *pause* Masturbatory aide...good grief, Jewels.

Later, as Ash and I walked back into the dorm...

Me: *singing to the tune of Mickey Mouse Club* Robosex--vibrator! Robosex--vibrator!

...we're perverts. But we're fun!!
candyland: (Default)
Okay, I decided to make a separate entry for all the funny stuff said tonight because there was just so much of it.

TAKE ONE! [profile] ashleymouse and I are watching The Little Mermaid.

*Ursula appears on screen*
Ash: She's an alto. You can tell because she's evil.
Me: ...I was going to make a crack about the tentacles, but that works too.


TAKE TWO! Ash and I went down to the Cent Room for a snack with [profile] jewelsybear1017 and Kali. Enter weird discussion the first...

*discussing great actors*
Jewels: Johnny Depp is in my happy place
Ash: He can’t be in your happy place, he’s in my happy place
Kali: It’s fine as long as he isn’t in your happy places at the same time
Ash: Then it gets kinky!

Later, as we're discussing color personalities...

Jewels: I'm blue and orange.
Ash: Like the Chicago Bears!


TAKE THREE! As we're leaving the Cent Room and heading back to the dorms, Jewels mentions a recent news story...

Jewels: Did you hear about this guy? He got arrested for having sex with a deer carcass.
All: EWWWW!!
Kali: That's bestiality!
Ash: And necrophilia!
Jewels: But there's no law against having sex with a dead animal.
All: ...
Kali: Okay, so get him on the other charge?
Ash: How desperate does a person have to be??
Me: Yeah, really! There's this wonderful thing called masturbation, honestly!
Jewels: It's a masturbatory aide!
Kali: JEWELS!!
Ash: Good god, get a blow-up doll!
Me: ROBOSEX!! (This is a running joke in our group.)
All: *crack up*
Ash: I think the world would be a better place if people that desperate could have Robosex instead of turning to a deer carcass. In fact, if a friend of mine was that desperate, I think I'd buy them Robosex!
Me: Agreed! Or just make friends with your hand. *pause* Masturbatory aide...good grief, Jewels.

Later, as Ash and I walked back into the dorm...

Me: *singing to the tune of Mickey Mouse Club* Robosex--vibrator! Robosex--vibrator!

...we're perverts. But we're fun!!

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