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[candyland]

Stolen from ickaimp when I was stalking her LJ for fics looking to see if she'd posted any new fics on there, thought it looked kind of interesting...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -good or bad- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Knowing some of my friends, if they respond, this could get very, very naughty and perverted interesting *grin*

Comments

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

I was talking to both of you about the bunny incident T_T. What? Why didn't the Pickles inform me of this? How could they totally forget one of their own? I am deeply hurt by this. I must get in contact with the almighty Gerkin...

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

The Almighty Gerkin. Pshaw. He's an idiot, and you know it. And I didn't want you in the line of fire, so I sent the other Pickles ahead without you. You're not ready to face the Hot Dog soldiers--they fight something fierce!

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

True, very true. I'd have enough problem surviving in cucumber basic. Although, the other pickles have always treated me differently. *sniff* Just because I'm a mutant doesn't mean I don't have feelings too! The Almighty Gerkin is the only one that cares, darn it! I don't care about the rest of those jerks, though. Let the Hot Dogs get them with their tobasco numchucks. See if I care.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Their tobasco numchucks cannot stand up to the awesome power of my vegetarian sword-chucks, though!!

The dip is getting irritated, they've been left out all this time.

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

Wait, you gave them vegetarian sword-chucks? I thought you were saving those for me! Or are you going to use them once the others are wiped out?

I hate the dip!!! They can go die with the Pickles!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Now what kind of a message is that sending to the pineapple?

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

no, I've been involved with the dip all along, but I'm no substitute for the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and I don't care who knows it!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Except the mermaids take extreme offense to this. You should be more careful when dealing with the thongs, they never do what you want them to.

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

I"m more of a bikini style myself...I've had some short words with the thongs, but you know all about that. I mean, you were standing in the third row...