I have TWO boobs, thank you!

[candyland]

So, Jeff and I are watching a movie when I randomly sent Matt a twenty boob salute on MSN (smilies, I mean). after sending, I did a quick count to make sure there were, indeed, twenty of them, or ten smilies, for those of you doing the math. So now the joke is that I don't know how many boobs I have.

For the record, I have counted how many boobs I have. There are two of them. No, Jeff, you cannot verify it, even if it is in the name of science. This includes the use of pictures, magnifying glasses, microscopes, or small diesel engines. Try hands, and I will bite them.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your time.


EDIT: Jeff then proceeded to try on my shoes (my pink flowered flipflops), and walk out into the hallway wearing them to get a glass of water. One of them then got stuck on his foot...okay, I get it. I have big feet! Hope my shoes were comfortable for ya, pal. Glad my anatomy provides such a wealth of entertainment to all you lovely people ^__^ *huggles*

EDIT 2: Yes, Matt. He got it off. Yes, that sounds perverted. Stop snickering, you nerd =P

Comments

wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

I was just doing my job as an investagative reporter. Verify the facts ma'am.

PS your sandals are tight :P

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

So you're a hands-on kind of reporter? ^_~

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

yes, I like to get very hands on and experince the depth of the issue

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Well, regarding that particular issue, I think that I've got enough depth to satisfy just about anyone, I daresay *smiles sweetly*

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

so when do i get to check it out

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

You're too young to fully appreciate the wonder and glory that is certain frontal aspects of me.

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

but i'm older then you

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...well done, Sherlock.

And yes, I do live to break your brain.

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

but will you ever love me?

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I love making your brain reboot--does that count?

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

grrrr...I guess if that's all i can get

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*huggles* I luffs on j00!!!

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

sounds dirty

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*purr*

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

and evil

Re: wow

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*nod nod* I heart evil!

Re: wow

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

at least I know my touch can make you moan ;)

tooting my own horn ;-)

[shake-c-ras.livejournal.com]

Well, i don't know your friends, but I do know that you have two boobs. I have two too! Isn't that ironic? I know a girl who has two boobs but it looks like she has one massive boob b/c she wears very weird sports bras that give her a major uni-boob.
Now, not to knock guys or anything, but I'm glad i have boobs... i might not be so glad after i have kids & they ruin my boobs. I don't look forward to the day when my belly button is located directly between my boobs either, but heck, at least i got 'em! Woo hoo for having boobs! As Dolly Parton said one time one that one show (yeah), "They're my weapons of mass distraction."
Thank you candy_chan... even though this had nothing to do w/me, you gave me an opportunity to tell anyone who might read this comment that I love my boobies! Not like guys love them, but the way that ladies who are comfortable being women like them. I better go to sleep now before i get loopier! (-:

Re: tooting my own horn ;-)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Ya know, you never fail to make me laugh. Boobs are just a fun topic. If you're talking with girls, you can swap black-eye stories and underwire antecdotes. With guys...well, I know that many of my male friends are fascinated by the fact that all females suffer from "swelling of the chest" and feel that this affliction requires much in-depth study on their part ^_^

Cassie and I have agreed that we cannot hide in our own cleavage...but we can hide in each other's! She's got a swimming pool in there, and the bartender's really hot! Me? I've got a pony!

Re: tooting my own horn ;-)

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

*raises finger for a moment, then puts it down, unsure what to say*

Re: tooting my own horn ;-)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

When you don't know what to say, just do what I usually do: say entirely the wrong thing! It totally works!! *cries Now, about that yaoi plunnie that's been bugging me...*scampers off to participate in many seedy doings*

Re: tooting my own horn ;-)

[shake-c-ras.livejournal.com]

I've been told that i got some nice things hidden in my cleavage too, but no one wants to tell me what's there? Are they that big that there are toooo many things hiding in there to even count? I like to think ricky martin's hiding somewhere in there though... or, if he isn't, maybe he will be one day (-; JK JK

Haha, i saw the button-down (or is it up?) shirt comment... yeah, unless they make 'em special & bigger in the right spots, I gotta get bigger shirts too! I'm against senseless slaughter as well!! (-:

Re: tooting my own horn ;-)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I'll check for you! *jumps in* *wiggle wiggle wiggle* *comes back out after a moment holding a life preserver that says RMS Titanic on it* Cindy, where exactly have you been hanging out lately?

We shall stand together, united as one, against Deaths Caused by Undersized Shirts with Buttons!! *strikes victory pose while cheesy theme music plays*

Re: tooting my own horn ;-)

[shake-c-ras.livejournal.com]

niiiice! i was wondering what someone might find!

Re: tooting my own horn ;-)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

You should really clean in there more often. Apparently, this is where the unicorns have been hiding out for all this time... O_O

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

...you cannot verify it, even if it is in the name of science. This includes the use of pictures, magnifying glasses, microscopes, or small diesel engines
Alright Ms. Candy-chan, I wish to say, that at least from last time I saw you, you are not doing yourself justice if you think someone needs a magnifying glass or a microscope to discover you have two boobs.
Just my thought on this.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*looks down* Sometimes when buying button-up shirts, I have to purchase them a size bigger. Ya know, so certain frontal aspects of myself don't cause buttons to go flying at warp speeds and injure innocent people ^_^ My boobs will not be the cause of senseless slaughter!!

...now, my fanfics, on the other hand... *stares at Gin/Vodka yaoi plunnie*

Intresting

[vixieangel.livejournal.com]

Oh wow....ummm i am thinking more is going on then just boobs of evil;) Jeff might be oh FLIRTING....Oh dont you deny it....you one sexy person. Yes I think you are hot but we both know two music majors are not always a good pair:P Lots of love and fun*

Re: Intresting

[bvucroniclaughs.livejournal.com]

Vixie, I'm shocked you would accuse me of "FLIRTING"....oh wait nevermind....still it's not a crime

Re: Intresting

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*stern look* Do I have to separate you two?