I have TWO boobs, thank you!

[candyland]

So, Jeff and I are watching a movie when I randomly sent Matt a twenty boob salute on MSN (smilies, I mean). after sending, I did a quick count to make sure there were, indeed, twenty of them, or ten smilies, for those of you doing the math. So now the joke is that I don't know how many boobs I have.

For the record, I have counted how many boobs I have. There are two of them. No, Jeff, you cannot verify it, even if it is in the name of science. This includes the use of pictures, magnifying glasses, microscopes, or small diesel engines. Try hands, and I will bite them.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your time.


EDIT: Jeff then proceeded to try on my shoes (my pink flowered flipflops), and walk out into the hallway wearing them to get a glass of water. One of them then got stuck on his foot...okay, I get it. I have big feet! Hope my shoes were comfortable for ya, pal. Glad my anatomy provides such a wealth of entertainment to all you lovely people ^__^ *huggles*

EDIT 2: Yes, Matt. He got it off. Yes, that sounds perverted. Stop snickering, you nerd =P

Comments

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

...you cannot verify it, even if it is in the name of science. This includes the use of pictures, magnifying glasses, microscopes, or small diesel engines
Alright Ms. Candy-chan, I wish to say, that at least from last time I saw you, you are not doing yourself justice if you think someone needs a magnifying glass or a microscope to discover you have two boobs.
Just my thought on this.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*looks down* Sometimes when buying button-up shirts, I have to purchase them a size bigger. Ya know, so certain frontal aspects of myself don't cause buttons to go flying at warp speeds and injure innocent people ^_^ My boobs will not be the cause of senseless slaughter!!

...now, my fanfics, on the other hand... *stares at Gin/Vodka yaoi plunnie*