Interesting...

[candyland]

Matt just told me about this--apparently, some guy broke the world record for masturbation by ejaculating thirty-six times in twenty-four hours. We figured that's pretty much an orgasm every thirty to forty-five minutes. I've heard from another source that it was a hoax, but either way it's funny as hell.

Especially his response when asked what he was going to do next: "Ice and lotion for the burning."

Comments

[shake-c-ras.livejournal.com]

hell is pretty damn funny... so is this (-:

[mint-eclair.livejournal.com]

xD Wow. Just, wow.

[lazylichan.livejournal.com]

...and now I am incredibly disturbed...(but painfully amused...)

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

You know, I had a friend who needed to do that once... Don't ask me how he got the rug burn on his crotch...

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Hey--how did he get the rug-burn on his crotch, exactly? Inquiring minds want to know!

...cue halo!

[spirit-sage-333.livejournal.com]

My record is 7 times in a row nonstop, upon first discovering online porn*heavenly music with a 70's porno back beat*

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

You should know buy now, when I say "Don't ask" I mean "I don't know". I've only heard this report second hand. Apparently he had spent 4 hours with his GF, came back to the Appartment where my brother was hanging with some other people, and grab some ice for his crotch and went back at it.
Strange kid that one.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Truth or hoax, we had a good laugh =P

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I know. We all were cracking up, especially at the part where it talked about his extensive pr0n collection *snicker*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Our reaction exactly! Sometimes a little dirty humor is just fun ^__^

Everyone who knows me: Sometimes?!?!?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Such things are not meant for us normal people to know.

I know people who have made it their quest to de-virginize every spot on this campus. One of them made it his quest to de-virginize me at someone else's...er, hand ^_~ Has not yet succeeded *sticks tongue out at Ryann*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Yay! I learned something new about the Ryann! *dances to the music*

*someone goes blind from the dancing*

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

*rae* Well... I guess everyone needs a hobby.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

'Tis not a hobby. 'Tis a way of life! *strikes victory pose*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

i wonder how the guys parents feel about this world record?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I'm sure they're very proud ~.~