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Matt just told me about this--apparently, some guy broke the world record for masturbation by ejaculating thirty-six times in twenty-four hours. We figured that's pretty much an orgasm every thirty to forty-five minutes. I've heard from another source that it was a hoax, but either way it's funny as hell.

Especially his response when asked what he was going to do next: "Ice and lotion for the burning."

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Date: 2006-04-05 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spirit-sage-333.livejournal.com
My record is 7 times in a row nonstop, upon first discovering online porn*heavenly music with a 70's porno back beat*

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Date: 2006-04-05 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
Yay! I learned something new about the Ryann! *dances to the music*

*someone goes blind from the dancing*

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