Ganked (without shame) from jeva_chan

[candyland]

If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say



HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.



She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.

Comments

[soc_puppet]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Socchan AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S Fellow Iowan Fangirl.

Because Iowa = awesome, really. All that corn is just to throw people off. After all, if everyone moved here, it would no longer be quite so wildly cool. Except for our other fannish friends. Then it would still be cool.

PS: ...For the record, when do you get out of camp? :D;;; *probably knows the answer to the question she's leading up to already, but doesn't remember if she does*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

IOWA RULES!!

We should get all the fan-type people to move to Iowa. Then it would just be one big, awesome party! And we'll provide the...well, popcorn ^^;; *is shot for the lame joke*

Just like I thought before. All-State camp runs through this weeked. I've never been to an anime con before, and I reeeeeeally wanna go, but...*sigh* Not happening this year D=

[soc_puppet]

Very much so, yes >3

I approve of this plan and lame jokes! :DD ...I also need to make a corny Iowa icon.

;_; Just one more reason for me to be annoyed that AI is being held a month and a half earlier than usual this year. *is woeful* Probably couldn't make Sunday either, huh?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Iowa: The corniest state!
Iowa: You make me smile...because you finally got a Starbucks! (My hometown just got one O_O)
Iowa: No, we don't grow potatoes.
Iowa: Yes, we have electricity.

Sunday...I don't know if I'll work then (I've been taking lots of days off for conferences and camps). And driving five hours for just a couple hours at the con...yeah. *flails*

If it was a month and a half later, that might actually fall around fall break time for us. That would've been do-able, I think *shrug* Maybe next year...

[soc_puppet]

Oh God, the last two--! XD
Iowa: So many (bad) jokes, so little time

Yeah, that's probably asking a little much. *sigh* There's always next year... Unless I get you into CFUD, in which case there's CFUD-con :DDD

For as long as I've been going, it's always been the weekend following Labor Day weekend. This year is a real change for me.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

The worst part is that someone, upon finding out that I live in Iowa, actually asked me if we had electricity...over an AIM chat. I'm like, "Nope, I'm online by candlelight. It's really hard on the eyes." At least they had the grace to admit that it was a stupid question XD

Everyone else on LJ seems to be into CFUD. I'm kinda poking around on the comm in search of...something ^^;; Does look interesting, though...

[soc_puppet]

...Dude, that would make the best animated chat icon ever.

Well, it's not quite everyone ^^a As far as I know, a good percentage of my 'flist still hasn't checked it out yet. And then there's the people who I friended/friended me because of CFUD :D;;; CFUD is hilarious crack, but if you want to start out with just a taste, take a look at cfudquotes. You can also check out the camper and councelor lists to see if there's anyone you recognize. (Jeva and I also just sent in apps for Kaito and Hakuba (respectively), but we might not get in. We're probably going to try and reapp if we don't, though.) We also just got a Will Turner in, if you care to watch that; since he's new, it should give you a general idea of the sorts of things that happen around CFUD, and some of the people there and stuff.

....Not that I'm trying to get you addicted. Really.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I'll admit that I'm definitely curious--and some of those quotes were freakin' hilarious ^__^ I shall continue to watch and see if I can figure out exactly what's going on. I'm slow like that ^^;;

Hey, what's one more addiction?

[soc_puppet]

Well, we just finished up Fanon Weekend, if that helps any. And most of the campers have given up on trying to find out who killed the Director's fiancé (which is why she trapped them there--they're all suspects 8D).

Anyway, if you do get addicted (and even if you don't), I've foolishly volunteered to play Hostess for the potential CFUD convention. Which means it'll be in Iowa, and probably my hometown.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Wrench! *is shot*

I will continue in my efforts to grasp what is going on in the comm. Who knows, maybe I'll join up someday ^_^

Iowa City, right? Hmmm...five-ish hours away =P I live right up in the corner of the state, I swear ^^;;

[soc_puppet]

I don't think anyone's tried that one yet XD Though at least one of the campers has tried to confess in order to get everyone free.

XD Good luck with that. I count myself lucky if I can follow what's happening with a set of characters at any given time. Though here's hoping for the second option ;)

Hmm. Five hours, huh? *does not begin pondering what a day trip would involve, at all* We used to be vaguely in the middle of the state (I think), and then stuff happened so they had to move the capitol.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Jeva AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S crack-angst whore/supplier.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Most definitely--the new shipment was great, too! ^_~ And I'm totally not a junkie. I can quit whenever I want...

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

'notha batch five dalla

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

C'mon, man...I need it...just one more...

[belle-truth.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Sakura Li AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S fan-fic fan and livejournal friend.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Yay!

*sigh* You have the most beautiful icons, you know that? You really do ♥

[belle-truth.livejournal.com]

I made them :)
Check out mostdecentthing. I says xwilted__rosex but I kind of wanted to seperate my [old] personal journal from my writing journal. My friends aren't really into anime or fanfiction so I kinda keep it quiet that I am u.u;

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

They're so pretty! I've made two of the icons I use--this one and my "I eat babies" one. I'm a real class-act, can't ya tell? ^^;;

It sucks when your friends aren't into anime. I only have a couple of friends that are...but we have a lot of fun with it =D

[belle-truth.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to make you a few icons if you ever want :)

[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Jewels AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S Primary Corruptor.

*this explains why I am in a killer black dress and heels*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

The minute I saw the reply was from you, I knew what your nametag would say =D

Heeeey...the funeral's supposed to be about me!! *flails* STOP BEING SO SEXY, YOU!! ♥ Luvs!

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Ulf AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S Blast from the past.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Rocking' out in marching band...MAMBO! *dances*

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Hey just had a quick thought... Do I have to wear a party dress or can I come in a suit?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

That pretty pink party dress. Definitely. You know, the one with all the ruffles. Don't forget the hairbow, darling ^_~

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Damn... then I guess it's time to change that from "Ulf" to "Sally" and have her slap me a couple times...

[articulation.livejournal.com]

Hello.
My name is Molly and
I am Candyland's adoring fan.

:D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*blushes furiously* Awww...thank you!! *hugs*

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

Hello
My name is Writergurl and
I am Candyland's Cheese (that I will roll, and stick it in my mouth).

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*sings* Mozzerella cheeeeeese, oh mozzerella cheeeeeeeese...I cannot roll you with EEEEEEEEASE!!

I still wanna know where that came from ♥

...

THE VIEW! *runs away*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Hello
My name is wolf-crossbreed and
Candyland corrupted me.

...was i allowed to change the saying?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Fine by me!

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

Hello
My name is magic_truth and
I am Candyland's roommate in hell.
(*sing-song* we're going to hell, we're going to hell *sing-song*)


It's true! I bring the cookies and she's got the lemonade.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Cherry lemonade! And possibly sandwiches...

Unless the Big Guys upstairs think we're funny--for all we know, they're sitting up there going, "Damn, we did a good thing when we gave those two Conan, AIM, and LJ!"

Either way, we shall be crowned their kings *grinz*

[ashleymouse.livejournal.com]

HELLO MY NAME IS ashley AND I AM CANDYLAND'S alto comrade.