The exciting part of my evening...

[candyland]

So we had a impromptu sleepover last night. Eight hours of Kingdom Hearts...glorious. Very glorious :D But...girls? Next time the weather looks iffy like that, we're going to have to reschedule. Getting stuck in that damn driveway was NOT my idea of fun ^.^;; I can't remember what the good dirty jokes were, though... ;o;

For tonight's festivities...I do love my parents to absolute death, and this was just one of those nights.

We went to this chili and hot dog dinner to benefit the Rotary Club in conjunction with the fire department to raise money for car seats and things for kids. I don't like chili, but I love a good hot-dog--so I joked that my parents could have my share of the chili.

Well, we get there and we're chatting with the people as they're serving up our dinner. And the woman helping my dad reaches towards the hot dog buns, then pauses and says, "Is it all right if I touch your bun?"

...for those of you who know my father (and possibly even some of you who don't), you know exactly which way this innocent little comment was taken. It became a Joke of the Evening. At least everyone had a sense of humor about it--the woman commented that she was going to dream about Dad tonight, to which I said I was very sorry and I wouldn't call that a DREAM...

Actually, it turned out to be one of those nights where we really couldn't take Dad anywhere. Dinner was full of dirty jokes and a whole lotta laughter (I won't reprint ANY of them here, but let's just say Mom choked on her drink at one point because of it).

We swung by Blockbuster after dinner to pick up a couple of movies...and Dad asked the guy at the counter if he had Netflix. Cue the headdesking, pleez!

But now...I'm at home, and I'm really, really BORED. So...you can spam me if you want? Or something? Or I might go downstairs and watch a movie and knit until I doze off ('cause I am uber-tired). Or something.

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! ;o; ...but at least I have a cute icon for my boredness :3

EDIT: Spam-fests equal win :3 Spam-fests about random fandom smexing equal triple win. I have to go to bed now, but still--this is fun! :D I'll check back in the morning!

Comments

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

....i just litteraly chocked on my lemonade! YOU WINS THE INTERNETS FOR THAT!!

i have a strange obsession with human!mufasa and human!scar slash from lion king...and dont get me starded on the incredibles xD...._{should totally be shot}

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

My friends and I once had a Disney movie night where the object was to find slash in everything. It spurred some interesting interpretations...

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Disney is just full of innuendos apparently...THEY ARE TURING TODAYS YOUTH INTO PERVERTS!!!

_{i mean...look at us}

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Go Disney! In my opinion, today's youth needs to be a little more perverted. People are way too uptight about sex.

^{*is shot by morally outraged citizens*}

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*revives you from the shooting because totally agrees with you, yes*

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

...You guys are totally talking about me, aren't you? XD

*disappears for 25 minutes to watch the glory that is Bleach*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...bwuh?

*ZOMG matching icons!*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Sex is a wonderful part of life! I mean, without it, nobody would be here today!

*is also shot*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...dude, my friends and I totally need to do that! *makes note to kidnap various people for this great endeavor*

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

I think it's a great idea. :D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Me three! :D :D :D

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

O_O; *is scared*

You make Disney dirty enough in Kingdom Hearts!! Please stop messing with my childhood, kthnxbai.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Your icon...oh god... *worships that icon while laughing at the Zutara fangirls*

Aww, don't be scared! We will have lots of fuuuuuuuun--and for the record, you make it just as dirty as the rest of us! Miss "I will fill in every blank with the word VIRGINITY!"

*luffs*

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, but that was Roxas and Co.! They aren't really Disney! XD

I still want my childhood to stay intact, darnit.

And yes, that icon is win.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

You comfort yourself however you like, hon :3

So...I shouldn't show you that Charlie Brown clip from Robot Chicken, then? 'Cause that'll ruin your childhood in record time! *plots more evil*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YAY! *takes the internets and runs away with them to keep them and love them and perform very creative lab experimentations on them*

...I have honestly never thought about that as a pairing before. Wow...learn/think about something new every day, ne? But do tell about The Incredibles? *is thinking about potential naughty doings involving capes*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

*watches the internets squirm and wonders if one experiment is physically possible*

I mean...it fits not only the standard slash pairing, but also incest and rival and hate-your-guts-but-i-want-secks pairings as well....The Incredibles....yes...capes are involved...as well as masks, the underwear they wear over tights, and *censors*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

It's totally possible. If it isn't, I will make it possibly. For I am Evil >:D

Hmmm...well, I support slash and/or yaoi. Haven't really gotten into incest too much, but whatever turns your screw is fine by me....and I see potential in the angry I-hate-your-guts smexing as well. It can be hot, I just don't really write it. And ZOMG my mind is loving all the possiblities of the costuming!

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

You are evil, but I combat your Gin with Conan!! xD

slash and/or yaoi..i am not afraid to admitt i like it now that i came out as being bi....incest is alright sometimes...like in Angel Sanctuary where it is basically canon, but i don't really support it that much...and the angry-i-hate-your-guts smexing is hot. And how can people not think dirty thoughts about super heroes and their costumes, like ever wonder what all batman keeps in his utility belt?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Aang's chibi!Avatar State shall pwn you! >:D MOO HA HA!

I actually know of straight males who like their yaoi/slash, be it out of curiosity or just the occasional fantasy. Nothing wrong with that ^_^ Angel Sanctuary...I tried to read that series, but ya need a damn road map to keep track of all the characters! Otherwise...hmmm...super-hero costumes...role-playing... *is shot*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Tobi-to pwns chibi!Avatar State!Aang!!!random naruto reference

really...hmm...then maybe i should have said i like yaoi before the entire thing thing...but i am still bi...I haven't read Angel Sanctuary yet, and the only thing i know about it is the incest...*revives you to think more!*