The exciting part of my evening...

[candyland]

So we had a impromptu sleepover last night. Eight hours of Kingdom Hearts...glorious. Very glorious :D But...girls? Next time the weather looks iffy like that, we're going to have to reschedule. Getting stuck in that damn driveway was NOT my idea of fun ^.^;; I can't remember what the good dirty jokes were, though... ;o;

For tonight's festivities...I do love my parents to absolute death, and this was just one of those nights.

We went to this chili and hot dog dinner to benefit the Rotary Club in conjunction with the fire department to raise money for car seats and things for kids. I don't like chili, but I love a good hot-dog--so I joked that my parents could have my share of the chili.

Well, we get there and we're chatting with the people as they're serving up our dinner. And the woman helping my dad reaches towards the hot dog buns, then pauses and says, "Is it all right if I touch your bun?"

...for those of you who know my father (and possibly even some of you who don't), you know exactly which way this innocent little comment was taken. It became a Joke of the Evening. At least everyone had a sense of humor about it--the woman commented that she was going to dream about Dad tonight, to which I said I was very sorry and I wouldn't call that a DREAM...

Actually, it turned out to be one of those nights where we really couldn't take Dad anywhere. Dinner was full of dirty jokes and a whole lotta laughter (I won't reprint ANY of them here, but let's just say Mom choked on her drink at one point because of it).

We swung by Blockbuster after dinner to pick up a couple of movies...and Dad asked the guy at the counter if he had Netflix. Cue the headdesking, pleez!

But now...I'm at home, and I'm really, really BORED. So...you can spam me if you want? Or something? Or I might go downstairs and watch a movie and knit until I doze off ('cause I am uber-tired). Or something.

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! ;o; ...but at least I have a cute icon for my boredness :3

EDIT: Spam-fests equal win :3 Spam-fests about random fandom smexing equal triple win. I have to go to bed now, but still--this is fun! :D I'll check back in the morning!

Comments

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

HerculesxCloud's Butt- OTP!!!

(wants an icon of that XD)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud: (http://twolumps.net/d/20061113.html) Oh Tifa! Oh Yuffie! Why is my hair not as pretty as Sephiroth's? WOE!

♥

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

That comic is made of win!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

It's one of the best Two Lumps comics in the whole series. The other is "death by shinies." (http://twolumps.net/d/20040917.html) The whole comic is just brilliant ^_^

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

That, it is the awesome.
And that about accurately describes Cloud

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Even for someone like me, who knows ZILCH about Final Fantasy, I cracked up :D

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

That is so awesome XDDD *hearts;

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I think we have a new catch-phrase--HEE!! :D :D :D

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

DIRTY JOKES DIRECTED AT PARENTS LOVE!!! ♥

hmmmm...SPAMMAGED DISCUSSION!!

Who else has the urge to make Disney movies NWS?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

My parents ARE love ♥ I have the coolest Mommy and Daddy in the world! ^___^

...NWS?

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

NWS...not work safe...slash and pr0n!! xD

_{i should be shot for making something sooo pure as a Disney movie not kid friendly}

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Disney's Mulan is already sort of slash even though Disney rated the movie G. The fans who write it that way just make it more obvious. :D

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...dude, you should've seen what my friend Sage and I did to Sleeping Beauty. I'll never be able to watch that movie with a straight face again! I'll always be thinking of the fairy flying into the tower at the end (where Phillip and Aurora are TOTALLY gonna get it on) and saying, "Sweet Princess, we give you the gift of protection."

[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

Totally love that lj icon! ♥

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Avatar just rocks, period. I was actually really happy tonight because I turned on the TV in time to catch "The King of Omashu," which thus far is one of my favorite episodes ever :D

...actually, I was into Avatar way before msbbt, I think. Not a hundred percent sure where she got into, though, but I think I was pestering her about it some. Could be wrong--I tend to get my memories mixed up ^^;;

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

*spamming you*

Your Dad sounds hilarious.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YAY SPAM!

My parents are so much awesome ♥ I love them dearly ^___^

[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

A nuns and habit conversation springs to mind at Pizza Ranch. ;)

[gomath02.livejournal.com]

Here's a comment... Useless and obnoxious.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...yay hooray! :D?

[gomath02.livejournal.com]

I think everyone's going crazy... Thank deity-of-your-choice that I got out of the house tonight....

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

You know you've got cabin fever when going to Wal-Mart is a joyous and squee-worthy occasion ^^;;

[alena_s_anigor.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, your parents are so cool! Your dad reminds me of mine - he also likes to crack dirty jokes at the most inappropriate times... XD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, my parents are wonderful--it was just one of those nights where we really couldn't take Dad anywhere... ^^;; He's usually well-behaved enough out in public :D