The exciting part of my evening...
Mar. 3rd, 2007 08:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandSo we had a impromptu sleepover last night. Eight hours of Kingdom Hearts...glorious. Very glorious :D But...girls? Next time the weather looks iffy like that, we're going to have to reschedule. Getting stuck in that damn driveway was NOT my idea of fun ^.^;; I can't remember what the good dirty jokes were, though... ;o;
For tonight's festivities...I do love my parents to absolute death, and this was just one of those nights.
We went to this chili and hot dog dinner to benefit the Rotary Club in conjunction with the fire department to raise money for car seats and things for kids. I don't like chili, but I love a good hot-dog--so I joked that my parents could have my share of the chili.
Well, we get there and we're chatting with the people as they're serving up our dinner. And the woman helping my dad reaches towards the hot dog buns, then pauses and says, "Is it all right if I touch your bun?"
...for those of you who know my father (and possibly even some of you who don't), you know exactly which way this innocent little comment was taken. It became a Joke of the Evening. At least everyone had a sense of humor about it--the woman commented that she was going to dream about Dad tonight, to which I said I was very sorry and I wouldn't call that a DREAM...
Actually, it turned out to be one of those nights where we really couldn't take Dad anywhere. Dinner was full of dirty jokes and a whole lotta laughter (I won't reprint ANY of them here, but let's just say Mom choked on her drink at one point because of it).
We swung by Blockbuster after dinner to pick up a couple of movies...and Dad asked the guy at the counter if he had Netflix. Cue the headdesking, pleez!
But now...I'm at home, and I'm really, really BORED. So...you can spam me if you want? Or something? Or I might go downstairs and watch a movie and knit until I doze off ('cause I am uber-tired). Or something.
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! ;o; ...but at least I have a cute icon for my boredness :3
EDIT: Spam-fests equal win :3 Spam-fests about random fandom smexing equal triple win. I have to go to bed now, but still--this is fun! :D I'll check back in the morning!
For tonight's festivities...I do love my parents to absolute death, and this was just one of those nights.
We went to this chili and hot dog dinner to benefit the Rotary Club in conjunction with the fire department to raise money for car seats and things for kids. I don't like chili, but I love a good hot-dog--so I joked that my parents could have my share of the chili.
Well, we get there and we're chatting with the people as they're serving up our dinner. And the woman helping my dad reaches towards the hot dog buns, then pauses and says, "Is it all right if I touch your bun?"
...for those of you who know my father (and possibly even some of you who don't), you know exactly which way this innocent little comment was taken. It became a Joke of the Evening. At least everyone had a sense of humor about it--the woman commented that she was going to dream about Dad tonight, to which I said I was very sorry and I wouldn't call that a DREAM...
Actually, it turned out to be one of those nights where we really couldn't take Dad anywhere. Dinner was full of dirty jokes and a whole lotta laughter (I won't reprint ANY of them here, but let's just say Mom choked on her drink at one point because of it).
We swung by Blockbuster after dinner to pick up a couple of movies...and Dad asked the guy at the counter if he had Netflix. Cue the headdesking, pleez!
But now...I'm at home, and I'm really, really BORED. So...you can spam me if you want? Or something? Or I might go downstairs and watch a movie and knit until I doze off ('cause I am uber-tired). Or something.
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! ;o; ...but at least I have a cute icon for my boredness :3
EDIT: Spam-fests equal win :3 Spam-fests about random fandom smexing equal triple win. I have to go to bed now, but still--this is fun! :D I'll check back in the morning!
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Date: 2007-03-04 04:53 am (UTC)Math: Please list all geometric possibilities for a threesome involving two men and one woman. Include necessary angles to avoid injury.
Health: Should one be injured in the aforementioned Math scenario, what steps should be taken to ensure that everyone remains safe and able to continue shagging?
...are you sure? 'Cause I'm kinda scared of what I'm thinking up right now ^^;; WHEEEEEE!!(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:02 am (UTC)Science:Project on new types of toys.
Gym:Practice for final.
what is on the final you ask? starts with s and ends with exBand:Overnight trip out of state....need I say more?
no need for shooting...it is not like other people haven't thought of the same thing(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:07 am (UTC)And I'll add something very disturbing onto the band aspect: FLAG CORP! Draw your own conclusions, whatever they may be >:D
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Date: 2007-03-04 05:11 am (UTC)....flags?....*wonders off to think about use of flags and poles*
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Date: 2007-03-04 05:06 am (UTC)*is shot again*(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-04 05:08 am (UTC)Wee, the comments collapsed into linkies!