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A thought that nailed me one night whilst chatting with [livejournal.com profile] jeva_chan and [livejournal.com profile] fyliwionvilyaer:

Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES

*bows* That is all.

And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.

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Date: 2007-06-28 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com
Well you...

There IS good blood flow there.

*beams innocently*

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Date: 2007-06-28 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...

*doesn't believe the innocent*

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