From the vaults of my Bad Chat Thoughts...

[candyland]

A thought that nailed me one night whilst chatting with jeva_chan and fyliwionvilyaer:

Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES

*bows* That is all.

And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.

Comments

[soc_puppet]

As a follow-up of sorts to all the "good blood flow" comments, I'd like to speculate as to whether vampire bites itch like mosquito bites do.

...It also makes me think of the lesbian vampire joke.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...that is not a place I'd want to find out about that.

Also, I do not know the lesbian vampire joke. Do I want to?

[soc_puppet]

Neither would I.

I promise it becomes less gross the longer you know it?
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"See you next month."

Which is on the way to inspiring really, really terrible Vampyre fics, let me tell you.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

... *bonks*