I was going to post a fic tonight, but this came up instead...

[candyland]

So apparently the "lack of a rod" has spoiled my rotten ass.

Along with the asses of my collective generation.

Also, I have no manners.

Or common sense.

A complete stranger said this to me.

Because asking someone to explain and justify their own statements obviously makes you a hooligan.

Who knew?


Feel free to laugh, comment, rant, etc. as you please. Anonymous comments are screened. If they're funny enough, they'll be unscreened for mocking purposes. God, I love being a bitch sometimes. I obviously wasn't spanked enough as a child, y/y?

Comments

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

My view of therapy is also tampered with a few too many readings of the Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath ^_-

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

... yeah. Well, Sylvia Plath wouldn't be my choice for these sort of things, really, considering.