The Annoyance Theory (Fanfic100)

Title: The Annoyance Theory
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: General series
Prompt: #77—what?
Word Count: 638 words
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I do not own Detective Conan. It all belongs to Gosho Aoyama. I simply borrow the characters, tie them up, and dance them around like life-sized puppets. I do wish they’d stop complaining.
Summary: Some people REALLY don’t like being ignored. Very slight shounen-ai.

( The Annoyance Theory )

Cross-posted to fanfic100 and Fanfic100: Detective Conan.

The Annoyance Theory (Fanfic100)

Title: The Annoyance Theory
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: General series
Prompt: #77—what?
Word Count: 638 words
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I do not own Detective Conan. It all belongs to Gosho Aoyama. I simply borrow the characters, tie them up, and dance them around like life-sized puppets. I do wish they’d stop complaining.
Summary: Some people REALLY don’t like being ignored. Very slight shounen-ai.

( The Annoyance Theory )

Cross-posted to fanfic100 and Fanfic100: Detective Conan.

Visitor (30 Nights: Kaito/Aoko)

Title: Visitor
Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaitou
Author: Candyland
Theme: #33—I feel peace at night
Pairing: Kuroba Kaito/Nakamori Aoko
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of Gosho Aoyama. I do not own them. I merely borrow them, drop them in a blender, hit puree, and watch them dance. Yes, dance, my pretties…ahem.
Summary: What are you doing here? And…why are you knitting?

( Visitor )

Cross-posted to 30_nights and 40 Nights: Kaito and Aoko.

Visitor (30 Nights: Kaito/Aoko)

Title: Visitor
Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaitou
Author: Candyland
Theme: #33—I feel peace at night
Pairing: Kuroba Kaito/Nakamori Aoko
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of Gosho Aoyama. I do not own them. I merely borrow them, drop them in a blender, hit puree, and watch them dance. Yes, dance, my pretties…ahem.
Summary: What are you doing here? And…why are you knitting?

( Visitor )

Cross-posted to 30_nights and 40 Nights: Kaito and Aoko.

In which I am surprised...

Heard at work tonight. And lord, I wish I was kidding...

Manager: Hey...you're going into education, right?
Me: Yes... *figures he will ask a question about something school-related*
Manager: Want to teach someone how to make pizzas, calzones, lasagna, alfredo, etc...
Me: *figuring that we're getting a new employee and I'm being asked to train them on making all the Italian stuff, opens mouth to say yes*
Manager: ...on TV?

It took me a good ten seconds to realize that he was serious. Apparently, one of the local TV channels comes around and does stuff like this once in a while, and they asked me to do it for our Italian. So yeah, I'm gonna be on TV! *puts on sunglasses and autographs everyone's boobs notebooks* I just have to be there at five AM for it >.>;; Then I will go home and go back to sleep, oh yes I will ^___^

Also, we have snow. Lots of it. And it froze my battery...the bastard... *shakes fist at the sky* CURSE J00!!!

I am also knitting like mad. Soon, I will have finished a scarf, and then I shall make more things! *looks at certain people for whom I shall make washcloths and scarves, yesh*

To those who left me drabble requests, I am working on them slowly but surely. Got about three of them halfway done, and will hopefully get them posted in short order. Sorry it's taking so long--I apparently do not grasp the concept of 'drabble' as being a SHORT FIC.

...I might go watch a movie and knit for a while.

EDIT: Behold, part of a chat between fyliwionvilyaer and myself that was just too amusing to not post...may she not spork me for this ^^;;

( Warning: Disturbing drabble discussion within! )

In which I am surprised...

Heard at work tonight. And lord, I wish I was kidding...

Manager: Hey...you're going into education, right?
Me: Yes... *figures he will ask a question about something school-related*
Manager: Want to teach someone how to make pizzas, calzones, lasagna, alfredo, etc...
Me: *figuring that we're getting a new employee and I'm being asked to train them on making all the Italian stuff, opens mouth to say yes*
Manager: ...on TV?

It took me a good ten seconds to realize that he was serious. Apparently, one of the local TV channels comes around and does stuff like this once in a while, and they asked me to do it for our Italian. So yeah, I'm gonna be on TV! *puts on sunglasses and autographs everyone's boobs notebooks* I just have to be there at five AM for it >.>;; Then I will go home and go back to sleep, oh yes I will ^___^

Also, we have snow. Lots of it. And it froze my battery...the bastard... *shakes fist at the sky* CURSE J00!!!

I am also knitting like mad. Soon, I will have finished a scarf, and then I shall make more things! *looks at certain people for whom I shall make washcloths and scarves, yesh*

To those who left me drabble requests, I am working on them slowly but surely. Got about three of them halfway done, and will hopefully get them posted in short order. Sorry it's taking so long--I apparently do not grasp the concept of 'drabble' as being a SHORT FIC.

...I might go watch a movie and knit for a while.

EDIT: Behold, part of a chat between fyliwionvilyaer and myself that was just too amusing to not post...may she not spork me for this ^^;;

( Warning: Disturbing drabble discussion within! )