MEME TIME!

Mar. 15th, 2008 07:42 pm
candyland: (murder)
[personal profile] candyland
If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say

HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDY'S ______________.



She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.



I think I did this one once before, a LOOOOOOOONG time ago...but it's still fun!

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Date: 2008-03-16 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
I KNEW IT!! I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING!! It means that I'm going to be following you around for the rest of your LIFE. AND I CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS AND SHIT TOO, SO YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A MOMENT OF PRIVACY. AND I'LL SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ALL YOUR BITCHES AND H0S, YOU TRAMP *shakes fist*

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Date: 2008-03-16 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
*possesses your h0s and USES THE MALLET*

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