MEME TIME!

Mar. 15th, 2008 07:42 pm
candyland: (murder)
[personal profile] candyland
If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say

HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDY'S ______________.



She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.



I think I did this one once before, a LOOOOOOOONG time ago...but it's still fun!

Re: [cuts in out of nowhere!]

Date: 2008-03-16 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
I KNOW! :D DEAD!HUSBANDO VS. CHEATING!WIFEY!!

Re: [cuts in out of nowhere!]

Date: 2008-03-16 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com
OI. I SAID I COULD GET BACK TO MY BITCHES AND h0S. MEANING I LEFT THEM FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE! *KICKS YOU IN TEH FAISE* UNLIKE SOMEONE AND THEIR PIMP. *'NOTHER KICK IN THE SHINS FOR YOU~*

Re: [cuts in out of nowhere!]

Date: 2008-03-16 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
AGAIN YOU ARE KICKING YOURSELF BECAUSE I AM A) BURIED, AND B) POSSESSING YOU, SO I'M INSIDE YOU, AND THEREFORE YOU ARE HURTING YOURSELF AND YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP THAT BECAUSE IT'S NOT HEALTHY.

Re: [cuts in out of nowhere!]

Date: 2008-03-16 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...you're the one who's going to get hauled off in the padded truck and hug-yourself jacket. I can leave the body whenever I want. And then I can come visit you anytime I want, too! \o/ We'll be together forever!

Re: [cuts in out of nowhere!]

Date: 2008-03-16 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...that's not an option if you keep punching yourself and they haul you away for it D:

Re: [cuts in out of nowhere!]

Date: 2008-03-16 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com
I can give myself massive brain damage. Then it'll be an option.

Re: [cuts in out of nowhere!]

Date: 2008-03-16 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
... *exerts POSSESSION POWER and stops you from doing that* THERE! NOW MY DARLING, ADORABLE JEVA IS AAAAAALL SAFE! 8D

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