The exciting part of my evening...

[candyland]

So we had a impromptu sleepover last night. Eight hours of Kingdom Hearts...glorious. Very glorious :D But...girls? Next time the weather looks iffy like that, we're going to have to reschedule. Getting stuck in that damn driveway was NOT my idea of fun ^.^;; I can't remember what the good dirty jokes were, though... ;o;

For tonight's festivities...I do love my parents to absolute death, and this was just one of those nights.

We went to this chili and hot dog dinner to benefit the Rotary Club in conjunction with the fire department to raise money for car seats and things for kids. I don't like chili, but I love a good hot-dog--so I joked that my parents could have my share of the chili.

Well, we get there and we're chatting with the people as they're serving up our dinner. And the woman helping my dad reaches towards the hot dog buns, then pauses and says, "Is it all right if I touch your bun?"

...for those of you who know my father (and possibly even some of you who don't), you know exactly which way this innocent little comment was taken. It became a Joke of the Evening. At least everyone had a sense of humor about it--the woman commented that she was going to dream about Dad tonight, to which I said I was very sorry and I wouldn't call that a DREAM...

Actually, it turned out to be one of those nights where we really couldn't take Dad anywhere. Dinner was full of dirty jokes and a whole lotta laughter (I won't reprint ANY of them here, but let's just say Mom choked on her drink at one point because of it).

We swung by Blockbuster after dinner to pick up a couple of movies...and Dad asked the guy at the counter if he had Netflix. Cue the headdesking, pleez!

But now...I'm at home, and I'm really, really BORED. So...you can spam me if you want? Or something? Or I might go downstairs and watch a movie and knit until I doze off ('cause I am uber-tired). Or something.

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! ;o; ...but at least I have a cute icon for my boredness :3

EDIT: Spam-fests equal win :3 Spam-fests about random fandom smexing equal triple win. I have to go to bed now, but still--this is fun! :D I'll check back in the morning!

Comments

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

NWS...not work safe...slash and pr0n!! xD

_{i should be shot for making something sooo pure as a Disney movie not kid friendly}

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Disney's Mulan is already sort of slash even though Disney rated the movie G. The fans who write it that way just make it more obvious. :D

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

...has anyone ever written a male!Mulan story and paired him with Shang? cause if they did, I would so read it for the crack and brain breakage

BTW...I loved your 30 kisses for Shang and Mulan!

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed them!

There were 2 stories (neither of them finished) in the Mulan category on FFN that are alternate universes in which she really is a man. One is here: Jiao's Bodyguard and the other is here: The Tale of the Man.

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the links!

*goes off to break my brainlike it isn't already broken*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I never want to see a naked man again! *twenty naked men run by to quickly take a bath together*

One may draw one's own conclusions ;)

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

....I make no comment besides MASSIVE YAOI ORGY!!!

_{i seem to use my pr0n icon when i talk to you....}

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YAY YAOI ORGY! *grabs protractor and begins figuring out the approximate geometry of twenty naked men all engaged in massive buttsecksing*

I seriously need to be shot...but I do support the use of pr0n! *uses own pr0n icon back atcha*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

I think the that kind of geometry will be very popular if studied in school.

_{YOU DONT NEED TO BE SHOT!...pr0n is GOOD!}

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Literature: Figure out all the potential orgy possibilities for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Math: Please list all geometric possibilities for a threesome involving two men and one woman. Include necessary angles to avoid injury.

Health: Should one be injured in the aforementioned Math scenario, what steps should be taken to ensure that everyone remains safe and able to continue shagging?

...are you sure? 'Cause I'm kinda scared of what I'm thinking up right now ^^;; WHEEEEEE!!

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

*randomly jumps in*

And then there's Kingdom Hearts... "You two play nice, now!!" XDDD ♥ (let's see if I type it right this time -_-;)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know they were thinking about it. Absolutely. And Hercules was totally groping Cloud. S'all good :D

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

With they way they giggled... ^_~

And I still want a Hercules/Cloud's Butt icon!!! XD That was my line of the night.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! There's gotta be a screencap of that around somewhere!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...dude, you should've seen what my friend Sage and I did to Sleeping Beauty. I'll never be able to watch that movie with a straight face again! I'll always be thinking of the fairy flying into the tower at the end (where Phillip and Aurora are TOTALLY gonna get it on) and saying, "Sweet Princess, we give you the gift of protection."

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

....i just litteraly chocked on my lemonade! YOU WINS THE INTERNETS FOR THAT!!

i have a strange obsession with human!mufasa and human!scar slash from lion king...and dont get me starded on the incredibles xD...._{should totally be shot}

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

My friends and I once had a Disney movie night where the object was to find slash in everything. It spurred some interesting interpretations...

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Disney is just full of innuendos apparently...THEY ARE TURING TODAYS YOUTH INTO PERVERTS!!!

_{i mean...look at us}

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

Go Disney! In my opinion, today's youth needs to be a little more perverted. People are way too uptight about sex.

^{*is shot by morally outraged citizens*}

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...dude, my friends and I totally need to do that! *makes note to kidnap various people for this great endeavor*

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

I think it's a great idea. :D

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

O_O; *is scared*

You make Disney dirty enough in Kingdom Hearts!! Please stop messing with my childhood, kthnxbai.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YAY! *takes the internets and runs away with them to keep them and love them and perform very creative lab experimentations on them*

...I have honestly never thought about that as a pairing before. Wow...learn/think about something new every day, ne? But do tell about The Incredibles? *is thinking about potential naughty doings involving capes*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

*watches the internets squirm and wonders if one experiment is physically possible*

I mean...it fits not only the standard slash pairing, but also incest and rival and hate-your-guts-but-i-want-secks pairings as well....The Incredibles....yes...capes are involved...as well as masks, the underwear they wear over tights, and *censors*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

It's totally possible. If it isn't, I will make it possibly. For I am Evil >:D

Hmmm...well, I support slash and/or yaoi. Haven't really gotten into incest too much, but whatever turns your screw is fine by me....and I see potential in the angry I-hate-your-guts smexing as well. It can be hot, I just don't really write it. And ZOMG my mind is loving all the possiblities of the costuming!